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Postby Smee » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:38 am

I can't wait for this game now. Do you think they'll report this? I can't wait for them to report the story and then pan the camera to Cullen on the sideline.

It's going to be fantastic.

Hopefully Joe Buck will call the game. "This is a disgrace. Oh...oh...god. I apologize to our viewers for seeing this pervert."

;-D :-b
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Postby Cupertino_11 » Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:54 am

Dang, you'd think with a high paying NFL coaching job, the guy could afford to get his AC fixed. :-?
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Postby dgan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 6:02 am

Is there any more doubt that the NFC North is by far the most poorly managed and staffed division in the league? I'm surprised the Packers didn't hire HIM as a head coach. Maybe he was returning from a Vikings boat party. And even naked, he would still be the best QB on the Bears roster.

What a frickin' joke. At what point does management say, "It is bad PR for you to be driving around naked. I think we're going to replace you with a clothed coach." I'm sure my company would be totally understanding if I drove up to the Wendy's driveup window nude.

I'll have a Whopper...no, make that a double Whopper.
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Postby moochman » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:15 pm

dgan wrote:Is there any more doubt that the NFC North is by far the most poorly managed and staffed division in the league? I'm surprised the Packers didn't hire HIM as a head coach. Maybe he was returning from a Vikings boat party. And even naked, he would still be the best QB on the Bears roster.

What a frickin' joke. At what point does management say, "It is bad PR for you to be driving around naked. I think we're going to replace you with a clothed coach." I'm sure my company would be totally understanding if I drove up to the Wendy's driveup window nude.

I'll have a Whopper...no, make that a double Whopper.


As if the simple embarrassment of it isn't enough, the is also the issues of no background check: This isn't his first offense, he was fired previously for startlingly familiar circumstances. And there is the little hardass coaching philosophy. They let go their second best DL because he didn't toe the company line. Now it would appear that there are different standards for his staff.

I know Marinelli's rules are you practice in pads, I can only assume that driving in clothes would be one as well.
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Postby Nfl Fan » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:34 pm

What a loser. :-t
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