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Postby Twisted Sister » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:55 am

Just curious what people would do... assume no consequences.
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Postby mrblitz » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:57 am

Wow, where do I start, I don't think I can talk about it , way to graphic torture.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:59 am

I would dress myself in Wrangler jeans, a cowboy hat, and an American flag shirt. I would play God Bless America on a Martin acoustic, followed by a detailed discussion about chicks. If there was time, I would help him shave his head and beard. With the final .05 seconds I'd plug him between the eyes with a Winchester.
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Postby 1crzydmnd » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:04 pm

I think 10 minutes of having OBL covered in bacon would do the trick for me.
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Postby gablefan » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:14 pm

I would only use about 30 seconds.....
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:59 pm

nothing like a nice hate-mongoring thread :-°
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Postby thatonepoorkid » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:17 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:nothing like a nice hate-mongoring thread :-°


This is true, but its always fun to say what if.

I would only need 30 secs. as well but i would spend the first 9 minutes 30 sec. laughing at him.
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Postby awwchrist » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:26 pm

over/under on this thread getting locked

3 pages.
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:29 pm

awwchrist wrote:over/under on this thread getting locked

3 pages.


ill say over- close though
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Postby teddy ballgame » Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:35 pm

Just over...beginning of page 4.

Anyways, I'm not sure I'd kill him. That, would in his mind be what he wants to become a "martyr."
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