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Postby Goose » Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:17 am

dgan wrote:The funniest thing is that Matt Millen somehow managed to find something he is WORSE at than a gameday analyst. Millen's neandrathal approach is what gave guys like Baldinger a job. There is some strange movement by networks to hire big dumb guys who actually seem to TRY to be like Madden. Why anyone would lower their goals in such a way is beyond me.

It has taken all my strength to stomach Golic on Mike&Mike for all these years - I don't need to hear 300 lb. offensive lineman with 6th grade grammar on Sundays as well.



Good call in your tag line regarding Esiason--also very weak.
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Postby MrStrange » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:27 am

Gotta be Joe Buck. The sound of his voice drives me crazy.
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Postby moochman » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:56 am

MrStrange wrote:Gotta be Joe Buck. The sound of his voice drives me crazy.


The sound of his voice is the best thing about him. And I hate the sound of his voice. The one thing I simply cannot stand is announcers whe preach. Especially from some coddled nerd like Buck.
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Postby drinklime » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:02 pm

Joe Buck has a creepy crush on Aikman. During a preseason game you heard Aikman blurt out, "Why are you looking at me" and Joe goes, "I was just staring at your eyes" then awkward silence
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Postby BigBossNass » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:56 pm

I love when Terrell Suggs lost his helmet today, and the commentator Yelled "Oh My God! Helmets are flying everywhere!"
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Postby IronMike420 » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:35 pm

The guy that gets on my nerves the most is Mcguire.He's always trying to point out how some player got himself into a "football position".And for analysts I'd have to go with Shanno Sharpe.I never no what the hell he's saying.
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Postby swandive » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:12 pm

I have hated Joe Theisman for years. I tell my wife about 6 times during every game he announces how much I can't stand him in various forms of hateful remarks (that's when I can't find the game on the radio and turn the volume down on my TV.) I actually like Kornheiser. He seems to subdue Thiesman's ignorant overbearing nature.

Randy Cross really gets under my skin for some reason too.

And I'll tack one on for Collinsworth as well. He's not only a smarta@@. But a know-it-all smarta@@.
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Postby irishclown » Mon Sep 18, 2006 11:10 am

I hate to sound rash, but if I ever saw Joe Buck in person I'd probably haul off and kick him in the "Jimmy".
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Postby BigDballer » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:18 pm

Theisman was terrible last week in the Redskins game but I dont mind him in other games. (who knew that would happen, damn homer) Tony Kraphiser is a rehash of Dennis Miller. He is good on PTI but sucks on MNF. I miss Tony Siragusa on the sidelines. He was funny as hell and always a great insite. Never knew he was that witty while still telling you how it was or how it should be.
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Postby BigDballer » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:20 pm

drinklime wrote:Joe Buck has a creepy crush on Aikman. During a preseason game you heard Aikman blurt out, "Why are you looking at me" and Joe goes, "I was just staring at your eyes" then awkward silence


Who doesn't have a crush on Aikman... /crickits

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