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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:29 pm

The ‘crossed legs’ strike
Wives of Colombia gang members call sex strike against crime


Updated: 5:25 a.m. ET Sept 14, 2006
BOGOTA, Colombia - They are calling it the “crossed legs” strike.

Fretting over crime and violence, girlfriends and wives of gang members in the Colombian city of Pereira have called a ban on sex to persuade their menfolk to give up the gun.

After meeting with the mayor’s office to discuss a disarmament program, a group of women decided to deny their partners their conjugal rights and recorded a song for local radio to urge others to follow their example.

“We met with the wives and girlfriends of gang members and they were worried some were not handing over their guns and that is where they came up with the idea of a vigil or a sex strike,” mayor’s office representative Julio Cesar Gomez said.

“The message they are giving them is disarm or if not then they will decide how, when, where and at what time,” he told Reuters by telephone.

Gomez said the city, in Colombia’s coffee-growing region, reported 480 killings last year.

Crime and violence have dropped in Colombia since 2002 when President Alvaro Uribe was first elected promising to crackdown on left-wing rebels fighting a four-decade insurgency and the illegal militia groups who formed to counter them.

But cocaine-trafficking gangs and armed groups still roam parts of Colombia and murder and kidnappings remain a problem despite the fall in crime statistics.

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ahhh to be in love and in Colombia prision, those were sweet days.


ehhh here's the stoopid link if you don't believe me

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Postby knapplc » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:31 pm

I like how the article calls sex the mens' "congugal rights." As if sex is something they HAVE to be provided. :-b

I doubt this works and I fear for the safety of some of these women, but I give them kudos for trying.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:35 pm

Yeah, good luck ladies. You know what happens in America when a wife decides that she doesn't want to sleep with her husband anymore? He finds someone else who will.
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Postby Metroid » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:42 pm

Its a very bad time to be fresh fish in Colombian prison. !+) :~( !+) :~(
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:47 pm

sucks for the men...so glad im not a part of that
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Postby gablefan » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:53 pm

Knapp and ORS said it best. They will find women who will after disposing of the ones who won't...
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Postby Guru13 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:51 pm

I like your thread title! heh.
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Postby Verdun Barbarians » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:53 pm

Pretty original idea...

gablefan wrote:Knapp and ORS said it best. They will find women who will after disposing of the ones who won't...


But I sadly think this is true. They will most probably find a way to get what they want.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:56 pm

Verdun Barbarians wrote:Pretty original idea...

gablefan wrote:Knapp and ORS said it best. They will find women who will after disposing of the ones who won't...


But I sadly think this is true. They will most probably find a way to get what they want.


I'm not condoning that behavior, of course, but it will happen. It happens everyday and then the man is made out to be the animal when it was the woman who started the fire in the first place.
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Postby Redskins Win » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:20 pm

gablefan wrote:Knapp and ORS said it best. They will find women who will after disposing of the ones who won't...


you do know they are in prision. so whomever they get to fill void will most likely not be a woman 8-o

did I just say fill the void 8-o

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