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Postby Mercer Boy » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:21 am

Just got this joke from someone on MySpace...I don't think this has been posted here before, but it may have. :-b

Redneck Gas Station

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up".

Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.

If he guessed correctly, he would get His free sex. The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."

A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."

As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged ---- my wife won twice last week."
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Postby WickedSmaat » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:33 am

Yeee-HAW!
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Postby Metroid » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:18 am

D'oh!!! Good one. ;-D
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:33 am

Nice, Merc. :-b
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:24 am

Crusty, but funny.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:29 am

Come on, Mercer, that would never happen. :-B
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Postby dream_017 » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:34 am

It sounds like it's rigged :-?


Nice one :-b
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Postby knapplc » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:38 am

Good stuff! ;-D
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:26 am

:-B
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