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Joey Porter.

Postby levittator31 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:34 pm

Did anybody hear about Porter's dogs? They attacked and killed a miniature horse. It's not his fault, but it's a real life example of how pets become more and more like their owners. The dogs still aren't quite as vicious as Porter, but they're close. lol
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Re: Joey Porter.

Postby steelerfan513 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 3:42 pm

levittator31 wrote:Did anybody hear about Porter's dogs? They attacked and killed a miniature horse. It's not his fault, but it's a real life example of how pets become more and more like their owners. The dogs still aren't quite as vicious as Porter, but they're close. lol


i doubt joey porter would randomly decide to attack and kill a miniature horse. :-b

he might do it to a bengal tiger though :-D
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Re: Joey Porter.

Postby mysticphysh » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:12 pm

levittator31 wrote:Did anybody hear about Porter's dogs? They attacked and killed a miniature horse. It's not his fault, but it's a real life example of how pets become more and more like their owners. The dogs still aren't quite as vicious as Porter, but they're close. lol


I would say something about the dogs mistaken the horse for a QB, but somebody might jump down my throat....again... :-o
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Postby levittator31 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:14 pm

I was just talking viciousness, though I have no doubt that if Porter had been in VanOlhaffen's place, he would have gone for the knees intentionally. $10 says those dogs ate the knees of the horse first.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:26 pm

levittator31 wrote:I was just talking viciousness, though I have no doubt that if Porter had been in VanOlhaffen's place, he would have gone for the knees intentionally. $10 says those dogs ate the knees of the horse first.


you can think what you want about joey porter, but he isnt a dirty player.
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Postby mysticphysh » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:22 pm

steelerfan513 wrote:
levittator31 wrote:I was just talking viciousness, though I have no doubt that if Porter had been in VanOlhaffen's place, he would have gone for the knees intentionally. $10 says those dogs ate the knees of the horse first.


you can think what you want about joey porter, but he isnt a dirty player.


If by mauling QBs in the back field is dirty, then Porter is one of the dirtiest! If stuffing runs at the line of scrimmage is dirty, then Porter is one of the dirtiest! If dropping back to pick of a pass to take back to the house is dirty, then Porter is one of the dirtiest! ;-D
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Postby levittator31 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:10 pm

I like the repetition and parellel structure. OMG, why'd i just say that? I definitely have too much english hw.
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Bring it!

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Postby steelerfan513 » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:09 pm

levittator31 wrote:I like the repetition and parellel structure. OMG, why'd i just say that? I definitely have too much english hw.


haha, nice :-b

i doesnt like inglish
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Re: Bring it!

Postby mysticphysh » Sat Sep 23, 2006 2:51 pm




Yeah, as a Steeler fan, that wasn't funny at all. :-?


And it was Jon Kitna who said lets put a hurtin on the steel curtin. :-?

I did like the cinntucky bungles though. :-D
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