15. Detroit Lions.
William Clay Ford, Sr. Mr. Ford already owns the Lions, but try to stick with me here, because I know what I'm doing. Mr. Ford has made a series of great decisions to keep me around as general manager of the Lions, so I'm going to draft him here, with the condition that he agrees to own the Lions until he's dead and lets me have my job forever. Because if he sold the team, the new guy would fire my ass in a heartbeat.
And since he's rich, we won't have to pay him, and we can use that money to find some kind of cryogenic technology to keep Mr. Ford alive forever.
Hah, I'd say thats pretty on point.