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Re: Is Suzy Kolber a cutie or ?

Postby moonhead » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:23 pm

kemper5 wrote:Kolber is not really a cutie.. She just does not cut it for me.. All the other reporters seemed just fine.. Another that has slight, (Im not saying totally hot or anything) but just some cuteness and charm is Dana Jacobson on Cold Pizza.. You know you've thought she's kinda cute on Cold Pizza. Her weight flucuates some, but she's got a OK face..


dude! she's like 9 feet tall. she's a mammoth!
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Re: Is Suzy Kolber a cutie or ?

Postby Guru13 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:02 pm

moonhead wrote:
kemper5 wrote:Kolber is not really a cutie.. She just does not cut it for me.. All the other reporters seemed just fine.. Another that has slight, (Im not saying totally hot or anything) but just some cuteness and charm is Dana Jacobson on Cold Pizza.. You know you've thought she's kinda cute on Cold Pizza. Her weight flucuates some, but she's got a OK face..


dude! she's like 9 feet tall. she's a mammoth!
like this tall?


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wow.
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Re: Is Suzy Kolber a cutie or ?

Postby Jimboozie » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:34 am

FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
moonhead wrote:
kemper5 wrote:Kolber is not really a cutie.. She just does not cut it for me.. All the other reporters seemed just fine.. Another that has slight, (Im not saying totally hot or anything) but just some cuteness and charm is Dana Jacobson on Cold Pizza.. You know you've thought she's kinda cute on Cold Pizza. Her weight flucuates some, but she's got a OK face..


dude! she's like 9 feet tall. she's a mammoth!
like this tall?


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wow.


8-o 8-o

I love how that short girl is trying to box out a giant!! :-b
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Postby Metroid » Fri Sep 29, 2006 1:20 am

Dadd wrote:
spodog wrote:
awwchrist wrote:Image



Where does one even find a picture of Suzy Kolber on the throne?

:-o


Ooh, ooh, I know, I know!!!




Metroid. :-D

I heard that! :-b And yes I have many pics of Suzy on the throne....but they're mine. ALL MINE!!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!!! :-b
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Postby drinklime » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:32 pm

is it wrong to be turned on by that wnba pic ?
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Postby spodog » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:20 am

For those who've weighed in on the Suzy Kolber - Hot or Not? thread, you should be aware that there is a faction in the cafe that is comparing our Kolber and other sideline reporter thread to a "poop and pee" thread. In other words, they are berating it! :-t

See:

This thread must be in honor of the "Suzy Kolber", and "I pooped and peed on my own" posts ..

I just scrolled thru the front page and most of it is not worth reading.


In this thread:
http://www.fantasyfootballcafe.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=271460&postdays=0&postorder=asc&&start=30

I'd hope you'd all take offesne to this, as it is my view that idle speculation about the assets and watchability factor for Suzy, Bonnie and the others is a vital function of the cafe.

So we will need to breathe new life into this thread, with an objective to grow the thread to 15+ pages.

In this spririt, would you rather buy Bonnie or Melissa a drink after a hard day of vigorous sideline reporting?

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Postby moonhead » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:41 am

both. think of the possibilities. :-B
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Re: Is Suzy Kolber a cutie or ?

Postby jnormy » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:13 pm

spodog wrote:I'm sure this has been discussed here before, but . . .

Not everyone will agree, but Kolber is cute, in the same way that you occassionally find a gal at the gym who is cute but lifts weights way too much.

I just can't help but wonder, though, does she even, uh, like guys?

any evidence of a husband? boyfriend?

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Does Suzy dirty dance?
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Postby Dadd » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:30 pm

Nobody puts Suzy in the corner, nobody!
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