His owner in our league has been getting ripped all morning: 3-0 and in first place, then loses Shaun Alexander and now his receivers are walking the plank. He wrote this poem on the message board a few minutes ago:
PRAYER TO THE FANTASY GODS
I can sense the vultures circling; my fantasy team now bares the stench of death.
who shall i turn to in this dire moment of need? who shall come to my aid in this dark, dark hour?
fantasy gods hear my pleas and rain down your blessings on my hopeless band of would-be heroes.
donovan, i beseech thee, rise like the fiery phoenix against those who would destroy us.
andre, fear no cornerback in thy path.
and rex, mighty rex, putteh up great numbers this sunday, so that i might trade thee in all thoust splendid glory, for a half-decent backup ****ing runningback