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by **pmp** » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:24 am

Not trying to bait anyone, but I think this is laugh out loud funny. My coworkers looked at me odd when I started cracking up after reading this :-b

from http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/abou ... 04357.html

Raider Nation encounters problems!!!
Date: 2006-09-19, 1:12PM PDT

Breaking news:

Associated Press (9/15/2006, 8:30 AM PST)

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.