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lol this is hilarious!

Postby pmp » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:24 am

Not trying to bait anyone, but I think this is laugh out loud funny. My coworkers looked at me odd when I started cracking up after reading this :-b

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Raider Nation encounters problems!!!
Date: 2006-09-19, 1:12PM PDT

Breaking news:

Associated Press (9/15/2006, 8:30 AM PST)

OAKLAND , (CA)--Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Raider players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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Postby aaawall91 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:02 am

lol, thats good stuff ;-D
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Postby King Dubya » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:34 am

It gets funnier every year!

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Postby disgruntledjetsfan » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:14 am

hilarious ;-D :-D
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Postby dream_017 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:53 am

Which team will it be next year :-?
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Postby HoleInTheWallGang » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:19 am

Oh my God. That is outrageous. :-D ;-D
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Postby mystykoekaki » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:28 am

Good stuff ;-D
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Postby Alkaholik » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:29 am

I about fell out of my chair..
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Postby chidoy » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:35 am

;-D very funny
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Postby McPeePants » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:45 am

good stuff ;-D
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