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Postby knapplc » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:40 am

Seriously, this joke is older than I am. I was hearing this joke in the early 80s.

Tell me this isn't the first time you guys have heard this? :-? :-b
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Postby CeeLoGreen » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:57 am

knapplc wrote:Seriously, this joke is older than I am. I was hearing this joke in the early 80s.

Tell me this isn't the first time you guys have heard this? :-? :-b


Sorry grandpa, not everyone has been around as long as you.

Tell us about the steamshovel, dirt roads, and waiting until marriage to have sex.
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Postby moonhead » Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:09 pm

CeeLoGreen wrote:
knapplc wrote:Seriously, this joke is older than I am. I was hearing this joke in the early 80s.

Tell me this isn't the first time you guys have heard this? :-? :-b


Sorry grandpa, not everyone has been around as long as you.

Tell us about the steamshovel, dirt roads, and waiting until marriage to have sex.


that's the funniest thing in this thread.
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Postby gablefan » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:00 pm

moonhead wrote:
CeeLoGreen wrote:
knapplc wrote:Seriously, this joke is older than I am. I was hearing this joke in the early 80s.

Tell me this isn't the first time you guys have heard this? :-? :-b


Sorry grandpa, not everyone has been around as long as you.

Tell us about the steamshovel, dirt roads, and waiting until marriage to have sex.


that's the funniest thing in this thread.


I don't even think Knapp is that old!!! :-b
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Postby GreatestShowOnEarth » Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:05 pm

Great thread!!! :-b
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Postby spamnon » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:14 pm

gablefan wrote:
moonhead wrote:
CeeLoGreen wrote:
knapplc wrote:Seriously, this joke is older than I am. I was hearing this joke in the early 80s.

Tell me this isn't the first time you guys have heard this? :-? :-b


Sorry grandpa, not everyone has been around as long as you.

Tell us about the steamshovel, dirt roads, and waiting until marriage to have sex.


that's the funniest thing in this thread.


I don't even think Knapp is that old!!! :-b


not sure how old this joke is, but I remember it during the anthrax scare a few years ago.
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Postby Jimboozie » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:19 pm

moonhead wrote:
CeeLoGreen wrote:
knapplc wrote:Seriously, this joke is older than I am. I was hearing this joke in the early 80s.

Tell me this isn't the first time you guys have heard this? :-? :-b


Sorry grandpa, not everyone has been around as long as you.

Tell us about the steamshovel, dirt roads, and waiting until marriage to have sex.


that's the funniest thing in this thread.


No doubt, I'm still giggling like a schoolgirl after reading that! :-b
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Postby Popcynical » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:23 pm

CHILD ABUSE CASE TAKES DRAMATIC TURN

A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the court agreed are not capable of beating anyone.


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Postby Free Bagel » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:29 pm

Popcynical wrote:
CHILD ABUSE CASE TAKES DRAMATIC TURN

A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Oakland Raiders, whom the court agreed are not capable of beating anyone.


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Hahahahahahahahaha. That's great.
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Postby aaawall91 » Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:54 pm

lol, this is a funny page, and oh the Oakland Raider love....And on another note...lets just say i wasnt around in the 80's...
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