Step and walk the plank like a man.
The Facade of an 2-0 start has been exposed quicker than strippers on a local charter boat tour that you're all familiar with. (Or faster than a certain Lions' D-line coach getting ready to go to Wendy's
) So C'Mon you fresh water Pirates sign up for a paperbag challenge against the 1-4 Lions and here's what you'll win:
Absolutely nothing! You're losers. Losers don't win anything. Trust me, I've been a Lions' fan long enough to have learned that.
So sack-up for a sack-down you..you...you Vikings' fans you.