1.buy me cigarettes. And not simply just putting the 5 on the counter and asking for "cidarets"...he'll tell 'em I want lights, and softpack if they got em.
2. hold down the fort. Sometimes I run outta beer during the day. So I leave him and his one year old brother to make a quick beer run. Every now n then the JW's will come by and knock. If I'm out, he'll just tell em "Daddy's sleeping".
3.make a sandwich. from the bread to the jelly to the cutting it in half, he can make his own PBNJ. He's so advanced, he's even learned to not hold the knife by the sharpie end.
4. Curse the Rams. My wife doesn't like it, and I hate it too. He's really having the worst time learning the right words to use, and when. "They're baaad" and "boooo" just doesn't cut it in my house. 4-letter-word literate by 4! That's my promise!
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Only 3 leagues this year. No sense in rooting for everyone in the NFL.
OK, to be honest she's only learned to do it in one direction so far, but she's only just started learning. And the cool thing is she's self-taught.
Unfortunately the direction she learned first was down, so at the moment we're dealing with quite a few scrapes and bruises, but I think once she learns up as well as down, she'll be famous.
OK, to be honest she's only learned to do it in one direction so far, but she's only just started learning. And the cool thing is she's self-taught.
Unfortunately the direction she learned first was down, so at the moment we're dealing with quite a few scrapes and bruises, but I think once she learns up as well as down, she'll be famous.
Tiger Woods' dad just taught him how to golf.
My kid soars through the air.
I'll keep my eyes on the Nebraska sky! I can't wait to see her flying over my house so I can brag to my neighbors that I know her daddy.
awwchrist wrote:My 3 year old son knows how to do the following:
1.buy me cigarettes. And not simply just putting the 5 on the counter and asking for "cidarets"...he'll tell 'em I want lights, and softpack if they got em.
2. hold down the fort. Sometimes I run outta beer during the day. So I leave him and his one year old brother to make a quick beer run. Every now n then the JW's will come by and knock. If I'm out, he'll just tell em "Daddy's sleeping".
3.make a sandwich. from the bread to the jelly to the cutting it in half, he can make his own PBNJ. He's so advanced, he's even learned to not hold the knife by the sharpie end.
4. Curse the Rams. My wife doesn't like it, and I hate it too. He's really having the worst time learning the right words to use, and when. "They're baaad" and "boooo" just doesn't cut it in my house. 4-letter-word literate by 4! That's my promise!
HAHA my friends little brother is 12 and can't make a PB & J, hes like the least coordinated kid in the world.
anyway....i got an A on my last reading test! im only 18 so i dont have kids. oh! my other friends little brother started his first year of pop warner football and i helped him with getting his stance right and staying low. he plays gaurd and got to play for the first time last week and had 2 pancakes!
confused_jake wrote:anyway....i got an A on my last reading test! im only 18 so i dont have kids. oh! my other friends little brother started his first year of pop warner football and i helped him with getting his stance right and staying low. he plays gaurd and got to play for the first time last week and had 2 pancakes!
I guess it goes without saying that you didn't get an A on the spelling and grammar section of the test though right?
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