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Postby scottaa1 » Sun Jan 24, 2010 7:27 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:my son threw a whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet today


i hate it when the paper drops. I have a two storey house and I used to play dan marino and play action throw a roll of TP up to the bathroom at the top of the stairs. then one day it went bounce, bounce, splash. I was mad so I didn't go upstairs right away so when I finally did it was like a regular tampon had swollen up to a roseanne-sized one and the roll of TP was the size of a watermelon.
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby knapplc » Sun Jan 24, 2010 11:50 pm

knapplc wrote:My daughter found her mother's perfume in the bathroom cabinet today. I found out about it when the smell overpowered the onions and garlic I was sauteing on the other side of the house. X-I

Fun update - five hours later and it still reeks in the bathroom. Girls. ;-7
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Art Vandelay » Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:39 pm

My daughter started sleeping through the night recently. It is glorious.

NFL: does your son do any sports other than wrastlin'?
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:52 am

Art Vandelay wrote:My daughter started sleeping through the night recently. It is glorious.

NFL: does your son do any sports other than wrastlin'?


my son didnt sleep through the night until he was like 9 or 10 months...poor wife was becoming a wreck
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Nfl Fan » Tue Jan 26, 2010 2:45 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:NFL: does your son do any sports other than wrastlin'?


He played baseball for 10 years and football for 5, but dropped both a couple years ago as spring/summer wrestling took precidence - last year taking 1st and 2nd in two regional freestyle/greco tournaments which qualified him to go to nationals.

I am a proud dad! :-)
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby dream_017 » Tue Jan 26, 2010 3:07 pm



How many 13x22 Lustre Prints did you buy :-?

;-D ;-D
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Nfl Fan » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:48 pm

dream_017 wrote:


How many 13x22 Lustre Prints did you buy :-?

;-D ;-D


LOL... I just ordered two today! ;-D
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Nfl Fan » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:51 pm

I wonder if Omaha should change this to:
"The Official Nfl Fan Bragging About His Kid Thread?" :-? :-b
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Art Vandelay » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:34 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:NFL: does your son do any sports other than wrastlin'?


He played baseball for 10 years and football for 5, but dropped both a couple years ago as spring/summer wrestling took precidence - last year taking 1st and 2nd in two regional freestyle/greco tournaments which qualified him to go to nationals.

I am a proud dad! :-)

That's what I figured. Generally when someone gets to that level of success, whenever they are in the offseason they are training for the season, not playing other sports. The reason I asked was that I've called some Roseburg High sports and Roseburg Legion baseball adn was wondering if I may have seen him play.
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Re: The Official Brag About Your Kids Thread

Postby Nfl Fan » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:25 pm

Art Vandelay wrote:
Nfl Fan wrote:
Art Vandelay wrote:NFL: does your son do any sports other than wrastlin'?


He played baseball for 10 years and football for 5, but dropped both a couple years ago as spring/summer wrestling took precidence - last year taking 1st and 2nd in two regional freestyle/greco tournaments which qualified him to go to nationals.

I am a proud dad! :-)

That's what I figured. Generally when someone gets to that level of success, whenever they are in the offseason they are training for the season, not playing other sports. The reason I asked was that I've called some Roseburg High sports and Roseburg Legion baseball adn was wondering if I may have seen him play.


You live around here, Art?
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