Dan Lambskin wrote:my son threw a whole roll of toilet paper in the toilet today
i hate it when the paper drops. I have a two storey house and I used to play dan marino and play action throw a roll of TP up to the bathroom at the top of the stairs. then one day it went bounce, bounce, splash. I was mad so I didn't go upstairs right away so when I finally did it was like a regular tampon had swollen up to a roseanne-sized one and the roll of TP was the size of a watermelon.