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Postby matmat » Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:32 pm

BigMusky wrote:I saw a team go 1-13 once and his only victory was against his wife whom he knocked out of playoffs....priceless.



what was a 1-13 team doing in the playoffs?
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:45 pm

BigMusky wrote:I saw a team go 1-13 once and his only victory was against his wife whom he knocked out of playoffs....priceless.


Haha, I love hearing stories like that.
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Postby chadschwarze2 » Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:54 pm

See im the exact opposite of you guys that get amazing points and still get beat. My team sucks it up but somehow I end up playing the worst team and winning. Im 3-2 in one league and 4-1 in the other and my teams suck. Im starting to believe that it is all luck.
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Postby dmzhere » Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:40 am

I feel like a bad country song about to happen- my wife is about to leave me, my dog died last month and I'm stinking winless in Fantasy Football. Good Gawd!

I've been to the playoffs last three years including a record setting super bowl season. And now I'm in the gutter with this lineup. In no order of failure:

Favre, Vick, Brunell
LT, M. Morris, B. Jacobs, C. Taylor, M. Barber
A. Johnson, J. Cotchery; M. Colston
E. Johnson
L. Tynes
Bills D
Next Season...
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Postby Rosstafarian » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:05 am

There's a team in my league that's 0-5. Before this year, no one had ever gone 0-4.

His team:
QB Carson Palmer
RB Lamont Jordan
RB Cadillac Williams
WR Randy Moss
WR Javon Walker
TE Tony Gonzalez
D/ST JAGUARS
K Neil Rackers

Bench:
QB Ben Roethlisberger
QB Andrew Walter
RB Dominic Rhodes
RB Derrick Blaylock
RB Brian Calhoun
WR Donte Stallworth
WR Hines Ward
WR Eddie Kennison
WR Doug Gabriel
WR Marcus Robinson
WR Bobby Engram
WR Antonio Chatman
TE Jermaine Wiggins
D/ST COLTS


Ouch...

And this is the same guy who started out 12-0 last year!
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Postby SwiperNoSwiping » Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:03 am

I am in a total of 21 leagues this year. I am 5-0 in 4 of them, and in 6 more, I am 4-1. 2-3 or better in 19 of the 21. But I have a 1-4, and a 0-5. Total winning percentage at this point of .629 (66-39).

Here's the 0-5:

QB P. Manning, Plummer, Pennington

RB Dillon, Foster, T. Bell, G. Jones, Davenport, Jacobs, K. Faulk, L. White, Humes, Lundy

WR Wayne, Owens, Evans, Battle, Burleson, M. Williams, Sin. Moss, Henderson

TE LJ Smith, Gates

K Akers

DEF Indy


Now, in my defense this is a dynasty league that we drafted prior to the NFL draft. So, that really affected some things obvioously. But a league is a league. I have a project here.. :-/
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Postby Simulacrum » Tue Oct 10, 2006 1:34 pm

SwiperNoSwiping wrote:I am in a total of 21 leagues this year.


Dear god 8-o 8-o 8-o

I am 1-4 in one of my leagues, and I'm baffled. I thought I was a sure-fire contender.

Delhomme

WR- Wayne, Walker, Boldin, Bennett

RB- Edge, S. Jackson, Gore, K. Jones, L. Maroney

TE- Watson

K- Kaeding

DEF- Indy

Now that I look at it, I gotta work out some kind of trade, pronto. :-[
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Postby portisfan24 » Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:26 pm

10 Team Money league with friends... :~(
The crappy thing is even my bitter rivals admitted I had the best team coming out of the draft.

QB- Bulger, Leftwich
WR- T.O., Steve Smith, Lavernues Coles, Andre Johnson, Keyshawn Johnson
RB- Shaun Alexander, Willie Parker, Ruben Droughns, DeShaun Foster, Dominic Rhodes
TE- Winslow, McMichael
DEF- Bucs
K- Graham

The worst week was last week. I was 0-3 coming in against the 3-0 first place team. I had the biggest week anyone had so far, and was up a good 25 points. Then came Donovan McNabb's performance against GB on monday night. I cried myself to sleep.
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Re: Anyone else winless?? Post your 0-5 team here

Postby spodog » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:49 pm

[quote="Bada_bing1980"] OR has anyone witnessed an 0-16 season?

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We had a guy go 1-14 one year.
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Postby bklik » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:13 pm

QB- Losman, Harrington
WR- Welker, Price, Stokley
RB- Lamont, Duce, Lundi
TE- A Smith
K- O mare
DEF- OAK

cant figure it out...
TEAM A
LEINART, farve
HOUSH, ROY WILLIAMS, DRIVER, hackett, bennett, marshal
RUDI, BUSH, JORDAN, green
HEAP

TEAM B
PEYTON
WAYNE, BOLDIN, MARSHALL, gonzalez, marshall
PARKER, GREEN, chester, betts
WINSLOW
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