I thought it was funny when they were reading a viewer e-mail on MNF that said (not an exact quote, just a parpaphrase):
If the Ravens lose whose fault is it, A-Rod's or TO's?
Stewie: [hitting on some co-eds] I must say, the most recent campus sporting event was quite spectacular.
Co-ed: Aw. Are you in a fraternity, little boy?
Stewie: Not yet, but I'm thinking of joining I Felta Thigh.