I had a particularly clever piece of trash talk this week, but I don't know how usable it is for you...I was playing the commish of our league in week 5, and his season is not off to a good start. After he lost in week 4, his Yahoo! trash talk was "Time to focus on week 5," so I made mine "Time to focus on week 6." Subtle, but it stings a bit to know that your opponent doesn't consider you a threat.
Well, my team name is Josef Gibbs, so every week on Yahoo's Smack Talk I bust out a new quote from Josef Stalin. Pretty intimidating? I thought so.
"Let the great banner of Lenin fly over your heads"
"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than to advance"
"We will hang the capitalists with the rope they sell to us"
These aren't verbatim, just off the top of my head.
I told one owner this week that by the time our game's over he's going to think he's in prison, because I'm going to make him my b***h and then trade him for a carton of smokes.
There's another owner who I just call "Timmy". His team sucks, but he just will not stop talking smack about how he's gonna beat me. I just say "OK Timmy", "Whatever you say Timmy", and so on. He doesn't get it.
TIMMY!
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -- Voltaire
I hate trash talkers. Guy in my league was talking all sorts of trash before the draft. He had LT, but the second RB he picked in round 5 ? . . . . Wali Lundy.
It's funny, he picked up Addai later, and got Jones-Drew off waivers but I play him this week, and both Addai and Jones-Drew are on byes. Our waiver wire is pretty weak too. Looks like he'll be playing Lundy, He also has Tom Brady, Matt Jones, Troy Williamson, & Ben Watson on byes. (his other TE is Vernon Davis). Nice draft!
I have SA, and he sent out a big "HAHAHAHA" message when he got hurt.
I'm now 5-0, and he lost two straight after that comment (soon to be 3 straight). I don't need to talk any trash. Just need to pound his one-trick pony team into the ground. Looking forward to this weekend.
It's time to put down the crack-pipe and step away from the keyboard.
The best FF trash talk requires 2 things....Your Opponents past and his team name.
The best is when you take it to him at home, nail him on something stupid he did or does...."your teams gonna get drunk and sleep with a man who you thought was a women......wow, that sounds like someone i know." ok, thats not good, but you get the point.
Also use his team name, one guy's team name was "The Wu-Tang Clan" another guy commented something like, "anyone who names their team the Poon-Tang Clan must be a $%^#$ #%%#"
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by The Balanced Man » Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:14 pm 
