Best Fantasy Football Trash Talk...

[theimitator]

I typically like to make fun of my opponent's team name by comparing it to feces. For example, this week I play "Saggin' Duece", and while he is in 1st and a game up on me, my point total is MUCH higher than his and I fully expect a win.

My smack this week: Bring it, Saggin' Dookie.

And if that isn't working, I usually will allude to my sexual escapades with his mother and her proficiency at certain skills...Like making pancakes!

[Alkaholik]

90% of my leagues smack talk would look like this here in the cafe: *$$# @@#*& $%&**

This is a little more safe, but here's my smack talk this week to my opponent, His team name is SaltyDogs

"I got something long and salty for you to suck on"

[ateam]

When I'm playing an owner that I'd consider a buddy, I like to call it a bye week when we play oneanother.

I like to offer pictures of my FF trophy (don't actually have one) to folks that have never won our league.

My favorite smack was to the guy I beat during fantasy week prior to our match. I asked what he was doing on the days before Sunday. Then said that I was going in for a ring-fitting, and was clearing space on my armoire/bookshelf. After that I was booking a trip to Disneyland.

[LS2throwed]

best thing is to get your league riled up, i hate boring leagues...i keep my smack and trash talking relatively new to keep people interested and fired up....


im always making trades every week and talking smack after i do, either on how bad the other team is at one position or how bad they will lose

[bklik]

I usually just use a quote from "Freddy got Fingered":

"I hope I get a jobbie Freddy Ive got my fingers crossed."
"Jesus Gord, there is no computer job is there? Youre just galavanting around wearing my suit, like youre some mover and shaker."

Or a quote from the new JT album:

"Take it to the bridge."
"You ready?"
"I can see us holding hands. Walkin on the beach, our toes in the sand."
^^That one's mine right now

Or sometimes I quote commercials:
"What are we gunna do??? EAT SPAGHETTI-O's."
"Somebody's going to lose tonight. Its not gonna be us, is it?"

Back to work. Good to stop in for a meaningless post.

[CeeLoGreen]

I usually just use a quote from "Freddy got Fingered":

"I hope I get a jobbie Freddy Ive got my fingers crossed."
"Jesus Gord, there is no computer job is there? Youre just galavanting around wearing my suit, like youre some mover and shaker."

Or a quote from the new JT album:

"Take it to the bridge."
"You ready?"
"I can see us holding hands. Walkin on the beach, our toes in the sand."
^^That one's mine right now

Or sometimes I quote commercials:
"What are we gunna do??? EAT SPAGHETTI-O's."
"Somebody's going to lose tonight. Its not gonna be us, is it?"

Back to work. Good to stop in for a meaningless post.

This is actually kinda creepy. If I heard some of these things from another owner, I would...wonder.

Who is JT?? John Tesh? He has a new album??

[theimitator]

Who is JT?? John Tesh? He has a new album??

Justin Timberlake.

But quoting John Tesh would be freakin' creepy!

[Justifiable_Sin]

I am not generally associated with the world of trash talkers...but periodically a trash talking rival within our league lures me into the dark underworld of "pitching sh*t".

Consequently, my experience revolves around delivering the timely "comebacks".

Example ? Last week my opponent made the bold statement that his luck should be better against me because he recently changed girlfriends. My reply ?

"Oh ...I see, so now youre using your left hand instead of the right ?"

[Biguns]

To the T.O. owner:

"i would try and kill myself if i was on your team also"

[Moses]

Usually a simple "You suck." does quite well.