Best Fantasy Football Trash Talk... - Fantasy Football Cafe 2014 Fantasy Football Cafe


Return to Football Talk

Best Fantasy Football Trash Talk...

Moderator: Football Moderators

Postby Atog » Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:18 pm

This was a few weeks ago in the King of the Jungle League here at the cafe.
I'll put this is context:
It's week two. I have Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown, Dante Stallworth, and Drew Bennett. He has Rod Smith, Moulds, Bruce, and Donald Driver.
Read it chronologically ;-D

Atog wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
Atog wrote:The Daisey Dukes? (his team) Give me a break. With Steve Smith out and 4 of my starters having off weeks, I still blew out Joey.
Would two of you guys combine teams, or something? I need some competition. If all I do is win in this league, I'm going to get bored fast.


you'll need your RB's to combine for more than 50 yards this week for that to happen...becasue Stalloworthless and Bennet arent't going to put up last weeks numbers again

enjoy slipping back into the middle of the pack


I'm playing you this week?
When I looked at the receivers I was matching up against, I figured that I was playing the AARP's fantasy football team.


:-D :-D :-D
Atog
General Manager
General Manager

User avatar
Cafe RankerGraphics ExpertEagle Eye
Posts: 4660
(Past Year: 1)
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Home Cafe: Football
Location: Ann Arbor

Postby bklik » Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:33 pm

CeeLoGreen wrote:
bklik wrote:I usually just use a quote from "Freddy got Fingered":

"I hope I get a jobbie Freddy Ive got my fingers crossed."
"Jesus Gord, there is no computer job is there? Youre just galavanting around wearing my suit, like youre some mover and shaker."

Or a quote from the new JT album:

"Take it to the bridge."
"You ready?"
"I can see us holding hands. Walkin on the beach, our toes in the sand."
^^That one's mine right now

Or sometimes I quote commercials:
"What are we gunna do??? EAT SPAGHETTI-O's."
"Somebody's going to lose tonight. Its not gonna be us, is it?"

Back to work. Good to stop in for a meaningless post.


This is actually kinda creepy. If I heard some of these things from another owner, I would...wonder.

Who is JT?? John Tesh? He has a new album??


Naw, its a leauge with people Ive known for a long time. I may go so far as to say its a private leauge.
TEAM A
LEINART, farve
HOUSH, ROY WILLIAMS, DRIVER, hackett, bennett, marshal
RUDI, BUSH, JORDAN, green
HEAP

TEAM B
PEYTON
WAYNE, BOLDIN, MARSHALL, gonzalez, marshall
PARKER, GREEN, chester, betts
WINSLOW
bklik
Head Coach
Head Coach

User avatar
Pick 3 Weekly WinnerMatchup Meltdown Survivor
Posts: 1147
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Home Cafe: Football
Location: 3 Blocks from the Big House

Previous

Return to Football Talk

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 4 guests

Forums Articles & Tips Start & Sit Sleepers Rankings Leagues


Get Ready...
The 2014 NFL season kicks off in 9:43 hours
(and 45 days)
2014 NFL Schedule


  • Fantasy Football
  • Article Submissions
  • Privacy Statement
  • Site Survey 
  • Contact