Best Fantasy Football Trash Talk...

[Atog]

This was a few weeks ago in the King of the Jungle League here at the cafe.
I'll put this is context:
It's week two. I have Cadillac Williams, Ronnie Brown, Dante Stallworth, and Drew Bennett. He has Rod Smith, Moulds, Bruce, and Donald Driver.
Read it chronologically

The Daisey Dukes? (his team) Give me a break. With Steve Smith out and 4 of my starters having off weeks, I still blew out Joey.
Would two of you guys combine teams, or something? I need some competition. If all I do is win in this league, I'm going to get bored fast.

you'll need your RB's to combine for more than 50 yards this week for that to happen...becasue Stalloworthless and Bennet arent't going to put up last weeks numbers again

enjoy slipping back into the middle of the pack

I'm playing you this week?
When I looked at the receivers I was matching up against, I figured that I was playing the AARP's fantasy football team.

[bklik]

I usually just use a quote from "Freddy got Fingered":

"I hope I get a jobbie Freddy Ive got my fingers crossed."
"Jesus Gord, there is no computer job is there? Youre just galavanting around wearing my suit, like youre some mover and shaker."

Or a quote from the new JT album:

"Take it to the bridge."
"You ready?"
"I can see us holding hands. Walkin on the beach, our toes in the sand."
^^That one's mine right now

Or sometimes I quote commercials:
"What are we gunna do??? EAT SPAGHETTI-O's."
"Somebody's going to lose tonight. Its not gonna be us, is it?"

Back to work. Good to stop in for a meaningless post.

This is actually kinda creepy. If I heard some of these things from another owner, I would...wonder.

Who is JT?? John Tesh? He has a new album??

Naw, its a leauge with people Ive known for a long time. I may go so far as to say its a private leauge.