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One for the Sticky joke thread!!!!

Postby Bukoski77 » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:20 am

A Steelers fan a Browns fan and a Bengals fan where walking to a bar to watch the Browns vs Steelers game. Before arriveing at the bar they discovered a dead naked woman in the bushes. The Bengals fan put his hat over one breast. The Browns fan put his hat over her other breast. The Steelers fan put his hat over her crotch. They then called the police.

When the policeman arrived at the scene of the body he first lifted the Bengals hat and then he made a few notes on his notepad. Then he lifted the Browns hat and made a few more notes. After he lifted the Steelers hat he reached for his notepad but then stopped. He lifted the hat again after that and then again hesitated reaching for his note pad. As he started to lift the Steelers hat a 3rd time the Steelers fan interrupted him, " What are you doing? Are you some kind of a pervert?". " No I'm not a pervert " replied the officer, " I'm just Confused. Usually whenever I see a Steelers hat, there is an a$#hole under it." .
"At 60 yards it wont be a record FG distance, It will however set a record for longest post field goal celebration if Gramatica makes it."

Al Michaels, in reference to a Gramatica 60YRD field goal attempt week 5(2003 season) of Monday Night Football.
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Postby M_Zimm_ffc » Mon Oct 06, 2003 6:58 pm

That is pretty good... :-B
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Postby Guttpuppy » Mon Oct 06, 2003 7:10 pm

A-hole #1 steppin' right up...

Why didn't you just post it in that thread?

Funny guy,wanted to stand out from the crowd,huh?
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Postby deftdelivery » Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:36 pm

Whoa calm down GP...it was a good joke, who cares if its in the "wrong category" lol
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Postby kwirefire » Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:43 pm

Ok.... I have one too!

A vikings Fan walks into a Packer Bar and yells out...
"All Packer Fans are @$$holes!!!!

A big burly guy walks over, Grabs the guy by the shirt collar and says... "You better take that back right now!!!"

The vikings fan says... "whoa... what's the matter, are you a Packer fan?

The guy says Hell NO! I'm an @$$hole!!
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Postby Guttpuppy » Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:53 pm

deftdelivery wrote:Whoa calm down GP...it was a good joke, who cares if its in the "wrong category" lol


No
Good Joke(insert teamname here)
I do.
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Postby slowkidz » Tue Oct 07, 2003 9:46 am

Guttpuppy wrote:
deftdelivery wrote:Whoa calm down GP...it was a good joke, who cares if its in the "wrong category" lol


No
Good Joke(insert teamname here)
I do.


he's just bitter because Cleveland whipped up on Pittysburgh Sunday....<sniff sniff>

hehehe :-B

(oh ya...plus he couldnt post there b/c it was locked! ;-) )
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Postby Bukoski77 » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:40 pm

Guttpuppy wrote:A-hole #1 steppin' right up...

Why didn't you just post it in that thread?

Funny guy,wanted to stand out from the crowd,huh?




Truth be told I could have sworn the thread was locked to outside posters.
"At 60 yards it wont be a record FG distance, It will however set a record for longest post field goal celebration if Gramatica makes it."

Al Michaels, in reference to a Gramatica 60YRD field goal attempt week 5(2003 season) of Monday Night Football.
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