A Steelers fan a Browns fan and a Bengals fan where walking to a bar to watch the Browns vs Steelers game. Before arriveing at the bar they discovered a dead naked woman in the bushes. The Bengals fan put his hat over one breast. The Browns fan put his hat over her other breast. The Steelers fan put his hat over her crotch. They then called the police.
When the policeman arrived at the scene of the body he first lifted the Bengals hat and then he made a few notes on his notepad. Then he lifted the Browns hat and made a few more notes. After he lifted the Steelers hat he reached for his notepad but then stopped. He lifted the hat again after that and then again hesitated reaching for his note pad. As he started to lift the Steelers hat a 3rd time the Steelers fan interrupted him, " What are you doing? Are you some kind of a pervert?". " No I'm not a pervert " replied the officer, " I'm just Confused. Usually whenever I see a Steelers hat, there is an a$#hole under it." .
"At 60 yards it wont be a record FG distance, It will however set a record for longest post field goal celebration if Gramatica makes it."
Al Michaels, in reference to a Gramatica 60YRD field goal attempt week 5(2003 season) of Monday Night Football.