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Postby Al and Almas » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:21 pm

waking up in the morning expectin go thav eto knaw you arm off and roll over and see she's still hot
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Re: What is better than a Bill Parcells press conference?

Postby theimitator » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:29 pm

spodog wrote:
Cafe members - Rank these activities:

- Watching a Parcells press conference

- Having a stranger buy you a beer at your watering hole

- A birdie on that impossible par 4 dog leg left

- turning over expecting to have to knaw your arm off and finding
out she's even hot in the morning

- Winning 4 tickets to the Superbowl on a radio call in show


Hmmm...

5. Stranger With Beer. I can afford the $4, and probably want to be left alone. Unless the stranger is...

4. She's Still Hot. If she's not hot, I get an even bigger grin on my face in the morning when I look in the mirror.

3. The Tuna Show. I must confess I've never seen one. I will change that. I promise. Still, I'd rather...

2. Win Superbowl Tix. Come on- a once in a lifetime chance to experience a larger than life pinnacle in sports. Plus, included in the prize is a lifetime of bragging to your buddies.

1. To Birdie The Impossible Hole. Come on- a once in a lifetime chance to experience a larger than life pinnacle in sports. Plus, included in the prize is a lifetime of bragging to your buddies.

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Postby RJ24VC15 » Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:42 pm

A Drew Rosenhouse(sp?) one.
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Postby SHOCKandAWE » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:05 pm

Does anyone know when his contract is up with the Boys?
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Postby maddog60 » Fri Oct 13, 2006 6:23 pm

SHOCKandAWE wrote:Does anyone know when his contract is up with the Boys?


He signed a 3 year deal I believe.
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Postby Peacesells » Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:10 pm

maddog60 wrote:
SHOCKandAWE wrote:Does anyone know when his contract is up with the Boys?


He signed a 3 year deal I believe.


If I remember correctly the contract is set up so that if the Cowboys decide to dump him...it will have minimal cap space impact.

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Postby tHe.pRoFessionaL » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:46 pm

I don't think I would dump Parcells, He is a great coach.
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Postby Peacesells » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:08 am

tHe.pRoFessionaL wrote:I don't think I would dump Parcells, He is a great coach.


Sorry..thought the question was in reference to TO.

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Postby deacon » Sat Oct 14, 2006 1:43 pm

When I lived in Chicago I would rush home on Tuesday to see the Didka press conference. I would have to rank him higher than the Tuna cause Didka would get get upset and tell you how he really felt!
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Postby fantasizing » Sat Oct 14, 2006 2:45 pm

If the cowboys get only get him a good man bra , then he'll be set.
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