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Postby LT Blue Colt » Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:49 pm

I thought this was pretty funny.

Nevermind . . . bad post. :-t Go Lions!!! ;-D
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Postby bobbing_headz » Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:42 pm

??? What?
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Postby Crippler » Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:07 pm

I have no idea what you're talking about
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Postby Al and Almas » Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:15 am

The lowest rated player in madden 07
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Postby Kilroy » Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:12 am

Al and Almas wrote:The lowest rated player in madden 07


Well in that case it makes perfect sense.

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Postby Heimholder » Sat Oct 14, 2006 7:37 am

Yeah he's the guy with the lowest player rating in Madden '07, espn.com did an article on him. I read the "Ethan Albright Strikes Back" online article that I think he's talking about. It's kind of funny but full of coarse language which was maybe why it didn't get linked. Possibly yellow card material. I guess google if you really want to see it.
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Postby SniperShot » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:22 am

Yeah watch out there's big time language, but I recommend it. Very funny read.
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Postby moonhead » Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:29 am

wow. that was really funny. :-b
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Postby theimitator » Sat Oct 14, 2006 10:34 am

It’s also pretty wonderful that my awareness rating was 59. You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly (beep!) and (beep!) myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast. (Darn it), John, I understand you saying that I am slow and lacking athleticism, but a rating like this pretty much labels me as retarded. Rod “He Hate Me” Smart has a 52 in this category. Electronic Arts is saying that seven rating points separate me and the breathing embodiment of the perfect oxymoron. Rod Smart struggled to arrange words in sentence form. Cave men had better hold of the English language. The only actions that separate point values of ignorance at this embarrassing level are things like using your own toothbrush to wipe your (behind).I basically edged out Rod by my lack of (beep!) teeth. If I take a night school class, could you bump me up to a 60?


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