BLECH

[Simulacrum]

That was the worst, most painful game I've ever seen. Good thing I was kind of drunk.

Bring on the Raiders.

[Simulacrum]

I like this quote from one of the Yahoo guys-

Did you ever get the feeling you were watching a car crash in slow motion? Like, it was the most unexpected thing ever, except it wasn't unexpected at all. These are the Cardinals. They're young and dumb. Quarterback Matt Leinart was good and then he wasn't. The offensive line was good and then it wasn't. James was adequate and then he wasn't. Watching Mike Brown's defensive touchdown, then Charles Tillman's defensive touchdown, then Devin Hester's punt-return touchdown … well, it had that feeling of inevitability about it. Like sitting down to a Nicholas Cage movie and knowing that at some point, you're going to get a really, really, really uncomfortably close shot of his teeth.

Especially the part about Nic Cage's teeth.