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Postby 49ers Forever » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:17 am

Hey, I like this, so I came up with a couple of my own. Tell me what you think...

Quatrain I
Man vs. Beast in the Skies
The Contorted Mug does not adjust
Theives in Lurking are Triumphant Today
The Propensity for Failure gets Elongated

Quatrain II
Government Officers Investigate Cursed City
Victory Rolls like Tides
The Group succeeds less than the Individual
The Young Surgeon leads his troops onward

Quatrain III
Cancerous Fires Burn in Oval-Town
Tally Impeded with Stiff Resistance
The Gnarled Feline achieves what the Dark Sailor could not
What is Lacking will be Received

Extra Credit Quatrain
Two High Powers face off
One of better historical Providence
Two Revered Arms in Battle
One to take Significant Advantage

This was fun!
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Postby terpfan » Sat Oct 11, 2003 10:22 am

Yeah this is fun. heres one...

The Egyptian king to the hot embers.
The Baby Care Company can't connect.
Auric and Bloodstained should be the scene.
The leaper from keystone state-state triumphs over the avoirdupois one.

and ur third one is the colts and panthers, not sure about the rest from first glance. :-?
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Postby jebatzel » Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:29 am

what does this have to do with football?

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Postby Guttpuppy » Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:34 am

jebatzel wrote:what does this have to do with football?


They are predictions for this weeks games.Figure them out.

terp...avoirdupois...LMAO,vocab word. :-B
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Postby terpfan » Sat Oct 11, 2003 11:42 am

Guttpuppy wrote:
jebatzel wrote:what does this have to do with football?


They are predictions for this weeks games.Figure them out.

terp...avoirdupois...LMAO,vocab word. :-B

hehe...
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Postby Buckychudd » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:23 pm

I think Terpfan's is Pittsburg @ Denver.....

Is Quatrain I - Tampa @ Washington?

Bonus - NYG @ NE?
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Postby 49ers Forever » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:31 pm

yep, number 3 is panthers at colts.
Cancerous fires (all the smokes they make in the carolinas) burn in oval-town (if you need explanation as to why this is indy....)

Tally impeded (Indy's scoring stopped) with stiff resistance (a good panthers squad)

The gnarled feline (panther) does what the dark sailor (buc) could not

What is lacking (a 0 loss record) will be received (will become 1)

Bucky- I thought terpfan's might be TB (the baby care company=johnson and johnson) but each line seems to be about a different game.... who knows. As for mine. Quatrain I is not TB v. Washington and EC is not NYG vs NE.... hee hee
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Postby Wesley Walker » Sat Oct 11, 2003 12:37 pm

Yeah, I too am unsure of what this has to do with football. But I love it because it seems to suggest football fans aren't dumb meatheads after all (though I'm not sure why it suggests that) and I can show this to my girlfriend as proof that guys like me (there I go assuming you're all/mostly male) can be funny.
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Postby 49ers Forever » Sat Oct 11, 2003 1:01 pm

any more takers or should i give up the answers?
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Postby terpfan » Sat Oct 11, 2003 1:19 pm

Mine is actually washington and tampa. i didnt think it owuld be hard ot guess THAT much (even without seeing the riddle :-) )but it was fun anyway.

Egyptian King (Ramses = Ramsey, thats kinda tough) to embers (coals = Coles)
Baby care company (Johnson & Johnson = Brad to Keyshawn)
Auric and Bloodstained (Gold and red, both teams colors are offshoots of these colors... pewter is sorta gold right?)
leaper from keystone state-state (Pennsylvania State & the Lavar Leap = Lavar Arrington) will beat the avoirdupois one(fat one = warren sapp)

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