The return of Clay Manning!!!

[TTTBone]

The Onion never disappoints.
linky thing

[joelamosobadiah]

I think he could be a decent fantasy sleeper. I mean, that's a GREAT showing for a full-pad scrimmage.

[Mercer Boy]

One of my friends who reads The Onion showed me this tonight...that Manning looks just as goofy as all the rest of them.

[Dr. Duran Duran]

One of my friends who reads The Onion showed me this tonight...that Manning looks just as goofy as all the rest of them.

Bite your tongue! Great, Merc. Now Deluxe is sure to repost that Peyton Manning picture with the massive forehead. Pssh.

[Karoz]

Actually thought this was serious until I read this part:

Aside from occasional postcards to his mother, Clay Manning had not been heard from until Buccaneers scouts found him working in a bean field outside Nacogdoches, TX last week.

Also, here is an informative picture on the effects of steroids.

[dgan]

This story to be followed by the revelation that Peyton and Eli are not Archie's biological children, thus throwing the "Manning gene" theory into havoc.

[Redskins Win]

the posts in this thread are funnier than that article.

[Dr. Duran Duran]

Actually thought this was serious until I read this part:

Aside from occasional postcards to his mother, Clay Manning had not been heard from until Buccaneers scouts found him working in a bean field outside Nacogdoches, TX last week.

Also, here is an informative picture on the effects of steroids.

Amazing!!! No wonder they call him the most cerebral quarterback in football. Love the way it extends his cranium! Hey, does that stuff work in "other" places?

[Metroid]

Actually thought this was serious until I read this part:

Aside from occasional postcards to his mother, Clay Manning had not been heard from until Buccaneers scouts found him working in a bean field outside Nacogdoches, TX last week.

Also, here is an informative picture on the effects of steroids.

Amazing!!! No wonder they call him the most cerebral quarterback in football. Love the way it extends his cranium! Hey, does that stuff work in "other" places?

I believe it works exactly the opposite in "other" places.

[Leber]

LOL that was a good read.