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Postby lmcjaho » Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:55 am

Valentine's Day

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he says, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit then says "No, I don't think God would get mad.
Who do you want to send a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden" David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well, David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentine's to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start gong all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride. "David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the **** out of him."
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Postby Jimboozie » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:09 am

I just called the TBS line and they said your joke is mildly funny. It's ok to chuckle at this one.
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Postby SeaWolf » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:13 am

Jimboozie wrote:I just called the TBS line and they said your joke is mildly funny. It's ok to chuckle at this one.



TBS Line? :-?
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Postby Jimboozie » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:17 am

SeaWolf wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I just called the TBS line and they said your joke is mildly funny. It's ok to chuckle at this one.



TBS Line? :-?


Never seen the commercials eh.
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Postby SeaWolf » Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:33 am

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SeaWolf wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I just called the TBS line and they said your joke is mildly funny. It's ok to chuckle at this one.



TBS Line? :-?


Never seen the commercials eh.


Must have missed that one. I don't get to watch much TV these days. :-/
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Postby Metroid » Tue Nov 21, 2006 8:44 am

Jimboozie wrote:I just called the TBS line and they said your joke is mildly funny. It's ok to chuckle at this one.

No offense lmcjaho but this may have been funnier than the joke.:-b

lmcjaho wrote:....the Marines could blow the **** out of him." :-b
Does that last line sound a little gay to anyone? 8-o [/quote]
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Postby Redskins Win » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:07 am

Metroid wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I just called the TBS line and they said your joke is mildly funny. It's ok to chuckle at this one.

No offense lmcjaho but this may have been funnier than the joke.:-b

lmcjaho wrote:....the Marines could blow the **** out of him." :-b
Does that last line sound a little gay to anyone? 8-o
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maybe only you would think that but i don't know there's probably someone else around here that would.

as for the joke ehh.
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Postby Metroid » Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:14 am

Redskins Win wrote:maybe only you would think that but i don't know there's probably someone else around here that would.


Yeah like yoooou. :-b
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