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Postby ampant » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:52 pm

mrblitz wrote:Stewart Scott for sure. I actually like Berman. Stewart is such a phoney. Ever notice when he's around the brothers, he talks with slang. But when he's around all white guys, he talks white. It's pathetic. :-t


Off topic, but related . . . did you see that episode of Punked with Justin Timberlake where they convinced him they were evicting him from his house? It was pretty funny. He was talking like a little scared suburban white boy, and when they told him he was punked he went into cool gangsta-slang mode.

Classic.
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Postby slowride » Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:00 pm

And he called his mommy to fix everything? Yes.
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Postby BillyHallDisciple » Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:25 pm

I hate Stuart Scott. He and Joe Buck are my two most hated sports media types.

Chris Berman is awesome!!
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Postby niblet » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:16 pm

Thursday wrote:Berman's just fine. I miss NFL Primetime.

Stuart Scott's lazy eye creeps me out.

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how is his eye blue? he's isn't white!
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Postby moonhead » Sat Dec 02, 2006 4:29 pm

beanoX3 wrote:
moochman wrote:For me it's simple, can Stew.

It all comes down to the quotes I think of when I see them:
Scott-Booyah!
Berman-You're with me, leather.

You're with me, leather kills me. Everytime I see Berman I laugh thinking about him using that line.

Me and my friend always used to go nuts whenever we heard Berman say "Tears of McCown" when he used to start for Arizona. No idea where that comes from, but it's funny because neither of us cared enough to find out. I just hope Kitna loses his job so Berman can start saying that again, lol.

And doesn't Stewart have a false eye instead of a lazy eye?


tears of mccown is in reference to a smokey robinson song tears of a clown. it's quite a good song. you should check it out.
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Postby slowride » Sat Dec 02, 2006 6:58 pm

niblet wrote:
Thursday wrote:Berman's just fine. I miss NFL Primetime.

Stuart Scott's lazy eye creeps me out.
how is his eye blue? he's isn't white!


His great great great grandma must have run over to the suburbs........to far?
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Postby niblet » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:04 pm

slowride wrote:
niblet wrote:
Thursday wrote:Berman's just fine. I miss NFL Primetime.

Stuart Scott's lazy eye creeps me out.
how is his eye blue? he's isn't white!


His great great great grandma must have run over to the suburbs........to far?


lol
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Postby dgan » Sat Dec 02, 2006 10:54 pm

They both suck, although Stu is more tolerable when he does - or did - Sportscenter. Berman is washed up...it's not that he is that bad, but just his material is 20 years old. It's like watching the same standup routine over and over and over and...

What do people have against Buck? If you don't like him, who do you like? He is one of probably 3 playbyplay guys I can stand on the entire planet...
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Postby slowride » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:12 pm

Buck and Aikman are the best tandem in sports.
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Postby dgan » Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:38 pm

slowride wrote:Buck and Aikman are the best tandem in sports.


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