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Postby Leber » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:22 pm

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother
if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and
then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that
money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him
in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do
you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his
dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and
a homo.
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Postby Mugrila » Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:52 pm

:-b

That's great.
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Postby LukeW9027 » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:15 pm

Haha. Thats epic. I can just imagine a little kid saying that :-)
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:24 pm

Lol...I love that joke...
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Postby JohnnyUnitas » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:39 pm

LOL! That was awesome. :-b
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Postby Tiki » Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:42 pm

Haha that's a great! ;-D
Keep it lit.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:14 am

A little different than I remember it (never heard it with the brother before), but it's a classic. :-b
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