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Postby steelerfan513 » Sat Dec 09, 2006 1:16 pm

Metroid wrote:
lmcjaho wrote:
A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:You know what I think? I think there is more to this story than just a warm beer and a lack of electricity. See, it's my theory that they possibly didn't have the best of relationships to begin with and this was the last straw. It's only a wild theory, but I think it's worth investigating. I understand the frustration of being given a warm beer and not being able to see because it's dark in the house, but I believe this woman was angry and unhappy before this all happened. Just my opinion.

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Yeah...that is almost definatly what the case was...i dont think there are many people who are psycho enough to shoot their husband over warm beer if everything else was going well...


Wow, your Sarcasm Detector is really malfunctioning isn't it Fleshy?

Pssst...it is most of the time. :-b


he doesnt have one, trust me :-b
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Postby Sixxgunn » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:23 pm

She was definitely laying in wait for the guy. She cut the power to let the beer get warm, then used it as an excuse to take him out. She must have had a laser sight and infrared goggles to be able to see him in the dark and be able to hit him that many times. I'll bet if they look deeper they will find she had something to do with 911 as well. Damn women terrorists.
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Dec 10, 2006 12:00 am

Sixxgunn wrote:She was definitely laying in wait for the guy. She cut the power to let the beer get warm, then used it as an excuse to take him out. She must have had a laser sight and infrared goggles to be able to see him in the dark and be able to hit him that many times. I'll bet if they look deeper they will find she had something to do with 911 as well. Damn women terrorists.


They're everywhere. We need to have a strap ready.....for the warm beer. You've all been warned.
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Postby Kilroy » Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:11 am

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Sixxgunn wrote:She was definitely laying in wait for the guy. She cut the power to let the beer get warm, then used it as an excuse to take him out. She must have had a laser sight and infrared goggles to be able to see him in the dark and be able to hit him that many times. I'll bet if they look deeper they will find she had something to do with 911 as well. Damn women terrorists.


They're everywhere. We need to have a strap ready.....for the warm beer. You've all been warned.


Hold on, I better check my beer.....

Whew! It's cold.

That was close. :-o
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Postby stomperrob » Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:28 am

I'm thinkin' the beer, hubby, and the marriage were all past their expiration date! ;-)
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:06 am

stomperrob wrote:I'm thinkin' the beer, hubby, and the marriage were all past their expiration date! ;-)


You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
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