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Postby stomperrob » Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:21 pm

Don't try this at home!
Naked man on crack pulled from gator's jaws(11/30/06 - LAKELAND, FL) - Sheriff's deputies pulled a naked man from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot long alligator that almost completely severed the man's arm, the sheriff's office said.

Four deputies waded through thick mud about 20 feet into Lake Parker to find Adrian Apgar, 45, around 4 a.m. Wednesday morning, the sheriff's office said. They were responding to multiple reports about a man screaming for help.


Deputy Billy Osborne said he pulled Apgar's arms while the gator gripped the man's lower half and eventually helped pull Apgar free. The deputies said they couldn't shoot the animal because it was too dark and they might have hit the victim.


It was not clear why Apgar was in the water at such an early hour. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack.


Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon. Hospital officials did not immediately release information about his condition.


None of the deputies were injured.


Fish and Wildlife trappers said they believe they caught the alligator near the site of the attack later Wednesday, although they said they couldn't be sure it was the same animal.


To see interview with Fish and Wildlife:
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=4811766
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Postby beanoX3 » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:34 pm

Schools should consider using this as the prime example to kids why they should stay away from crack.


;-D
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Postby Redskins Win » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:36 pm

beanoX3 wrote:Schools should consider using this as the prime example to kids why they should stay away from crack.


;-D


and aligators :-b
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Re: Naked man on crack vs alligator

Postby Azrael » Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:41 pm

stomperrob wrote:Don't try this at home!
Naked man on crack pulled from gator's jaws(11/30/06 - LAKELAND, FL) - Sheriff's deputies pulled a naked man from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot long alligator that almost completely severed the man's arm, the sheriff's office said.

Four deputies waded through thick mud about 20 feet into Lake Parker to find Adrian Apgar, 45, around 4 a.m. Wednesday morning, the sheriff's office said. They were responding to multiple reports about a man screaming for help.


Deputy Billy Osborne said he pulled Apgar's arms while the gator gripped the man's lower half and eventually helped pull Apgar free. The deputies said they couldn't shoot the animal because it was too dark and they might have hit the victim.


It was not clear why Apgar was in the water at such an early hour. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack.


Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon. Hospital officials did not immediately release information about his condition.


None of the deputies were injured.


Fish and Wildlife trappers said they believe they caught the alligator near the site of the attack later Wednesday, although they said they couldn't be sure it was the same animal.


To see interview with Fish and Wildlife:
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=4811766


CAUSE HE WAS ON CRACK
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Re: Naked man on crack vs alligator

Postby knapplc » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:01 pm

Azrael wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Don't try this at home!
Naked man on crack pulled from gator's jaws(11/30/06 - LAKELAND, FL) - Sheriff's deputies pulled a naked man from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot long alligator that almost completely severed the man's arm, the sheriff's office said.

Four deputies waded through thick mud about 20 feet into Lake Parker to find Adrian Apgar, 45, around 4 a.m. Wednesday morning, the sheriff's office said. They were responding to multiple reports about a man screaming for help.


Deputy Billy Osborne said he pulled Apgar's arms while the gator gripped the man's lower half and eventually helped pull Apgar free. The deputies said they couldn't shoot the animal because it was too dark and they might have hit the victim.


It was not clear why Apgar was in the water at such an early hour. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said Apgar told deputies he had been smoking crack.


Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon. Hospital officials did not immediately release information about his condition.


None of the deputies were injured.


Fish and Wildlife trappers said they believe they caught the alligator near the site of the attack later Wednesday, although they said they couldn't be sure it was the same animal.


To see interview with Fish and Wildlife:
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?secti ... id=4811766


CAUSE HE WAS ON CRACK


Come on! Don't be so judgemental. It's not like we all haven't been there before. ;-) ;-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:31 pm

That is why you steer clear of alligators while on crack
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:21 pm

A Fleshner Fantasy wrote:That is why you steer clear of alligators while on crack


Good advice. I'll have to remember that.

On another note, and possibly something to consider during our offseason battles, I think the title of this thread may be one of the best of '06. :-b
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Postby steelerfan513 » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:43 pm

i was gonna say that this should be a GoF, but i think it would be a bit too obvious. :-D

excellent advice from fleshner, except he forgot one part: this is why you stay away from alligators while on crack and naked
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:34 pm

Should have been a poll...

Naked Man on Crack


versus


12-Foot Alligator



Tough call.... :-?
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Postby deerayfan072 » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:23 pm

This happened in a Lake one of my buddies grew up by. He played baseball at Florida Southern and they used to practice right by that Lake. I saw the press confernce from the Sheriff when it happened. Pretty funny stuff from this backwoods sherriff, espcially when he said the guy was "totally neket"
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