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Postby Kingctb27 » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:05 pm

Flat-out Hilarious read...

http://tonyhomo.blogspot.com/

26) Tampa Bay Buccaneers: You need two things to become a great quarterback: A good head of hair, and a spleen. Unfortunately right now, Bucs are shuffling between two quarterbacks who fall a little short in one category or the other. They need a nicely spleened man with hair that could support a beach umbrella. They need a hot Bledsoe injection, and they need it now.


What?!? LMFAO :-D
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Postby Patchell » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:22 pm

My personal favourite is the video clip of Bledsoe pump faking 7 times.

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Postby Matthias » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:08 pm

It's probably the funniest blog I've come across.

20) Buffalo Bills: During my three years in Buffalo our record was 8-8, 6-10, than 9-7. If this pattern of losing two more games then winning three more than the previous season continued, the Bills would be reach the previously unattainable 19-0 by 2024. That's what I call The Bledsoe Effect.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:25 pm

32) Oakland Raiders: Some teams are beyond help.


27) Green Bay Packers: I respect Brett Favre, I really do. He's a great actor and I loved him in Something About Mary -- but the old man's lost it. Though, if I signed with Green Bay I would probably keep him around... I mean, he'd be great if the Packer Cheerleaders ever broke their T-Shirt cannon and needed somebody to blindly toss stuff around the stadium.


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Postby The Miner Part 2 » Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:07 pm

tony homo.

talk about clever.
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Postby eaglesrule » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:06 pm

everyone knows that its no longer "metrosexual" its "romosexual"

Tony Homo is just plain lazy.
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Postby Azrael » Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:17 pm

The Bledsoe effect, LOL.

Actually, this is where you take a perfectly good super bowl cailber team and flush it down the toilet by having Bledsoe start for them.
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Postby Free Bagel » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:27 pm

Lol...

We all know how good the Bears defense is, Berrian and Mohammad are good enough, and nothing says decent running back quite like Thomas Jones.
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:52 pm

Oakland= definatly the best. I also like the Browns and Bills.
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Postby FltMech » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:36 am

The Best!!!

8) Jacksonville Jaguars: Maurice Jones-Drew called me the other day. He said if I signed with the Jaguars this offseason, he'll change his name to Maurice Jones-Drew-Bledsoe. I told him, I said "Maurice. That's very nice of you. Thank you." He said, I swear on my life, he said, "You're welcome, Jesus." I'm like a Savior to these people. That's what you guys don't understand!
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