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Postby BrutallyHuge » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:52 am

Haven't had many at all.

Worst was fracturing my wrist playing basketball. I was so far above the rim, stuffing the rock for the winning point...during atmospheric re-entry, I ended up fracturing my wrist.
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Postby knapplc » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:59 am

BrutallyHuge wrote:Haven't had many at all.

Worst was fracturing my wrist playing basketball. I was so far above the rim, stuffing the rock for the winning point...during atmospheric re-entry, I ended up fracturing my wrist.


Good line. ;-D
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Postby Munboy » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:32 pm

No tears, sprains, strains, or breaks for me. I've done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, guess I've just been lucky.

I did have ingrown toenails on both big toes, on both sides. Those were a wee bit painful when they got landed on playing basketball. Finally got them fixed when my mom got tired of bloody socks in the laundry.
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Postby steelerfan513 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:46 pm

Had a few broken bones, but nothing compared to what ive heard. only injury worth mentioning: in 5th grade, i broke my finger playing baseball. i swung at a pitch and i made contact... with my hand. ball got nearly to first base in foul territory.
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Postby aldridg6in » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:00 pm

I've broken my left wrist and right hand playing basketball. I had to have a screw inserted into my hand when it was broken. I've sprained both of my ankles numerous times. Other than that, nothing really major.
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Postby josebach » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:03 pm

Well, Redskins Win is the winner so far (or loser, depends on how you look at it). :-o

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Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:07 pm

Oh man I forgot one. Remember that scene in Something About Mary when Ben Stiller zips up his nads? 8-o

That hurt BAAAAAADDD!!!1 !+) :~( :-t
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Postby Munboy » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:33 pm

Metroid wrote:Oh man I forgot one. Remember that scene in Something About Mary when Ben Stiller zips up his nads? 8-o

That hurt BAAAAAADDD!!!1 !+) :~( :-t



Oooooo...I've done that one. Except I wasn't yanking up on the zipper and it only got a little caught. :-o
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Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:48 pm

Munboy wrote:
Metroid wrote:Oh man I forgot one. Remember that scene in Something About Mary when Ben Stiller zips up his nads? 8-o

That hurt BAAAAAADDD!!!1 !+) :~( :-t



Oooooo...I've done that one. Except I wasn't yanking up on the zipper and it only got a little caught. :-o


Yeah my testical vs. my zipper experience wasnt nearly as bad as the one portrayed in that movie but my zipper definitely won the battle. !+) :~( :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:51 pm

I've broken my ribs twice, broken my nose 3 times, and had 5 concussions. Mostly from football, but others from just plain being stupid. !+)
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