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Viagra - Generic name

Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:27 pm

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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Postby beanoX3 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:01 pm

HAHA! ;-D

Mycoxafailin is my favorite for the generic name of Viagra.
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Postby APAP » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:33 pm

that's great ;-D

excellent :-)
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Postby lmcjaho » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:33 pm

:-° For a second there I thought houstonherdfan had joined the ranks of the pharmaceutical spammers :-#

Nice one... ;-D
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:41 am

haha thats great...although if the product works, the generic term should be an oppostie.
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