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Postby stomperrob » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:17 pm

Bizarre!!!
No parole for penis pump judge

By SEAN MURPHY

OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) — A former U.S. judge convicted of exposing himself while presiding over jury trials by using a sexual device under his robes was denied parole on Tuesday.

The Oklahoma Pardon and Parole Board voted 5-0 against granting early release to former Judge Donald Thompson, who was sentenced to four consecutive one-year jail terms in August for indecent exposure. Prosecutors claimed Thompson used a device called a penis pump while presiding over trials between 2002 and 2003.

Thompson’s attorney, Rob Nigh, told the board his client maintained his innocence and deserved to be considered for early release. He said the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend and that Thompson never used it, and that the punishment exceeded the conviction.

“He’s lost everything. He’s lost his profession. He’s lost the ability to be a lawyer. He’s lost the ability to ever be a judge,” Nigh said.

Special prosecutor Richard Smothermon and assistant district attorney Pattye High lobbied against Thompson’s early release during the meeting, saying he hadn’t shown remorse for his actions.

Smothermon also told the parole board that Thompson refused a plea deal in which he would have served no prison time in exchange for a guilty plea to a misdemeanor and that the former judge deserved “not an ounce of leniency.”

Thompson, who served as a judge for more than 20 years, is being held at an undisclosed location for his own protection, said Jerry Massie, a spokesman for the Department of Corrections.


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Postby The Balanced Man » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:40 pm

The Penal System at work. :-b :-b :-b
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Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:48 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:The Penal System at work. :-b :-b :-b


*rim shot* :-b

I knew that was coming. ;-D
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Postby NittanyLions » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:35 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:The Penal System at work. :-b :-b :-b


:-b :-b Niiice

Some people are so whacked!
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:43 pm

The Balanced Man wrote:The Penal System at work. :-b :-b :-b


Well said. :-D
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Postby beanoX3 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:07 pm

I remember this story and I'm still a bit shocked that he got a jail sentence for it. And 4 years, wow.


And how exactly do you expect a guy to show remorse when he maintains his innocence? I say the weird, perverted judge should be granted parole and FOX should give him a TV show, right in between the angry, black judge show and the scary, plastic-faced judge show.
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Postby PACKman1144 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:26 pm

NittanyLions wrote:
The Balanced Man wrote:The Penal System at work. :-b :-b :-b


:-b :-b Niiice

Some people are so whacked!


Wow its hard to beat that story. Some people are such stupid jerks sometimes O:-) O:-)
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Postby Redskins Win » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:20 pm

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

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Postby Goatwhacker » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:22 pm

I say he deserves a stiff sentence, the guy's a hardened criminal.
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Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:29 pm

Goatwhacker wrote:I say he deserves a stiff sentence, the guy's a hardened criminal.


HEYO!!!! :-b
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