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Postby moonhead » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:47 pm

in all seriousness i used to "know" a girl that is now dating this guy's nephew. small world i tell you.

(and yes that is in the biblical sense)
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Postby deluxe_247 » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:54 pm

Goatwhacker wrote:I say he deserves a stiff sentence, the guy's a hardened criminal.


oh man...that one killed me :-b :-b ;-D
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Postby bobbing_headz » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:56 pm

Thompson’s attorney, Rob Nigh, told the board his client maintained his innocence and deserved to be considered for early release. He said the device was a gag gift from a longtime friend and that Thompson never used it, and that the punishment exceeded the conviction.


Ya, I don't think so.

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Thompson insisted throughout his trial that he had never masturbated while on the bench, and that the penis pump was a gag gift which he had never used. Police, however, found evidence of semen on his chair and robes, and audio recordings of trials included a "whooshing" sound that the judge could not explain.
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Postby Metroid » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:16 pm

bobbing_headz wrote:.

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Thompson insisted throughout his trial that he had never masturbated while on the bench, and that the penis pump was a gag gift which he had never used. Police, however, found evidence of semen on his chair and robes, and audio recordings of trials included a "whooshing" sound that the judge could not explain.


That is hilarious!!!! :-b :-b :-b ;-D
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Postby bobbing_headz » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:23 pm

Metroid wrote:
bobbing_headz wrote:.

(From Wikipedia)
Thompson insisted throughout his trial that he had never masturbated while on the bench, and that the penis pump was a gag gift which he had never used. Police, however, found evidence of semen on his chair and robes, and audio recordings of trials included a "whooshing" sound that the judge could not explain.


That is hilarious!!!! :-b :-b :-b ;-D


Ya actually the more I read that the funnier it gets :-b
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Postby A Fleshner Fantasy » Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:45 am

there are so many little jokes that we can make about this one (a few already posted above)...just the little things that get u through the day.
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