I like the guy who hid for 28 years
Yes, that one made me laugh. It is bad enough when a soldier runs and hides from a battle during war, but to hide for 28 years reaches an unbelievable level of cowardice. Luckily for him the U.S. rebuilt Japan's government, otherwise he might have some "splainin" to do.
You have to wonder why he would stay there for so long. I would probably at least go out and check to see if the battle had ceased within the first year or so.