That's OK Dear, it only cost $1,000

[knapplc]

So yesterday afternoon I'm doing my homework for a class I'm in and the wife comes up all agitated. She says she just flushed her wedding ring down the toilet and she’s all upset. HOW did you do that, I ask. She had just stood up after finishing her business and was taking the ring off to put in the dish she keeps it in overnight when it popped off and flew right in – and went right down. Sheer fluke of all flukes.

Lucky for her/us that she was in the upstairs bathroom, since the downward flow of the pipe isn’t too great until you get to the actual sewer down-pipe. I took out the trap (and it smelled lovely, let me tell you) and blocked the pipe with a slotted spoon from the kitchen that I’m going to have to burn, and had her flush the commode two more times. On the second flush I could hear the thing bouncing around and then PLONK!!! it dropped into the bucket.

Had she done it in the downstairs bathroom the thing would be gone right now. Granted, as wedding rings go it wasn’t very expensive at $1,000, but I’d rather not replace the thing if I can help it.

[Redskins Win]

good job

my truck is in the shop getting breaks and other crap down i'll be shelling out around $1100 just what I really wanted to do around christmas

[dream_017]

I don't know who Oklahoma Dear is, but congrats on your first 1000 posts



Wow, that would have sucked had it been gone. Maybe the dish should be in the bedroom and not the bathroom

[Metroid]

I don't know who Oklahoma Dear is, but congrats on your first 1000 posts



Wow, that would have sucked had it been gone. Maybe the dish should be in the bedroom and not the bathroom

Thats funny I thought it was a congratz thread too.

I've noticed my girl has made a habit out of putting her rings on the counter next to the sink and near the toilet. What the hell is it with women wanting to keep expensive things in a room that can eat them.

[danleroi22]

I don't know who Oklahoma Dear is, but congrats on your first 1000 posts



Wow, that would have sucked had it been gone. Maybe the dish should be in the bedroom and not the bathroom

Thats funny I thought it was a congratz thread too.

I've noticed my girl has made a habit out of putting her rings on the counter next to the sink and near the toilet. What the hell is it with women wanting to keep expensive things in a room that can eat them.

I have no clue...

This ranks up there with the rabbit shooting... though not quite as prestigious...

[Metroid]

I don't know who Oklahoma Dear is, but congrats on your first 1000 posts



Wow, that would have sucked had it been gone. Maybe the dish should be in the bedroom and not the bathroom

Thats funny I thought it was a congratz thread too.

I've noticed my girl has made a habit out of putting her rings on the counter next to the sink and near the toilet. What the hell is it with women wanting to keep expensive things in a room that can eat them.

I have no clue...

This ranks up there with the rabbit shooting... though not quite as prestigious...

Yeah knapp the wife musta thought you were a stud when you rescued the ring, you prolly felt just like Froto huh.

I'm sure you got some major lovin that night.

[Madison]

Glad to hear you got it back!

She owes you big time now.

[Flux]

women are silly.

Isnt it funny though, how she messes up and you end up being the one covered in poo?

[knapplc]

I'm sure you got some major lovin that night.

She owes you big time now.

I need to forward these on to her. Sadly, I have yet to be "rewarded" for playing the hero.

Isnt it funny though, how she messes up and you end up being the one covered in poo?

Yes, I thought about that as well. Quite ironic, but not in a good way.

But at least we got it back. That's the big thing.

[skibrett15]

well, at the very least that's a dang good story.