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CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE DISTURBED

Postby knapplc » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:31 pm

* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are

* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

* 8. Personality Disorder --- You ! Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder --- Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
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Postby Nfl Fan » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:53 pm

Cut. Paste. Forward.

Thanks, Knapp! ;-D
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:04 pm

My new favorite chirstmas movie is the Bi -Polar Express :-b
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Postby Metroid » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:09 pm

* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

I laughed out loud at that one. :-b
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Postby Flux » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:12 pm

Nfl Fan wrote:Cut. Paste. Forward.

Thanks, Knapp! ;-D


ditto ;-D
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Postby skibrett15 » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:14 pm

on a more serious note, our college conservative publication published this racist fake christmas carol about afirmative action (to the tune of "whether you've got D's, F's or G's we'll take you" and "you may be boistrous but we want you anyway") and it's got the whole school up in arms. At least these are more funny.
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:39 pm

And here I thought this was a promotion for Twisted Sister's new Christmas album. Sheesh. :-B

And, yes, they really did put out a Christmas album this year. 8-o
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Postby mrblitz » Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:45 pm

Number 10 is the best. Great List. :-b ;-D
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Postby MadDog36 » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:04 am

HA HA HA!!!!!!!! at #1, #2, 7, 8, 10.

ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Other Strange Christmas Titles:

Chipmunks Roasting on An Open Fire
Frosty the Pervert snowman
Leroy....
Who Put the #()* on the Snowman
Silent Night, Violent Fight
Grandpa Got Run Over By a Beertruck
12 Pains Of Christmas
Yes, The Police Stopped My Car (Feliz Navidad)
12 Drugs of Christmas
I Farted On Santa's Lap (now christmas is gone)
I'll Be Stoned for Christmas
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