moochman wrote:Here's a poem for Mr Gore:
Thanks for being my super-sleeper
For my league's a three-player keeper
For next season Mr. Gore
Be more of a touchdown-*
And in the playoffs I'll go much deeper
*This is where I run out of steam. Can't think of a one-sylable word to rhyme with Gore.
You are kidding right?!?!? Maybe you meant "can't think of a Cafe-safe one-syllable word to rhyme with Gore" that fits there?
Either way, it works with the less-than-polite synonym for Prostitute, but I think it could also go:
Thanks for being my super-sleeper
For my league's a three-player keeper
For next season Mr. Gore
Be more of a touchdown-reaper,
And in the playoffs I'll go much deeper!
