Worst pick-up lines

[CC]

Ripped from Tucker Max:

"Pursuant to Megan's Law, I am required to tell you I am a registered sex offender. Hi, I'm CC."

[Metroid]

"Hi my names Bob. Have you ever dated a Bob?"

[moonhead]

this one works every time:

You know what?...You remind me so much of my mom.

good for a knee to the groin any time.

but my all time personal favorite goes like this:
::walking up to a pretty lady standing at the bar or somewhere::
"hi there gorgeous, you look like you need a place to sit down. Let me clean a place off for you".
::Proceed to lick your fingers and wipe around the outside of your mouth::

[Dan Lambskin]

this one works every time:

You know what?...You remind me so much of my mom.

good for a knee to the groin any time.

but my all time personal favorite goes like this:
::walking up to a pretty lady standing at the bar or somewhere::
"hi there gorgeous, you look like you need a place to sit down. Let me clean a place off for you".
::Proceed to lick your fingers and wipe around the outside of your mouth::

[Tiki]

My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!!

[Omaha Red Sox]

My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!!

Someone got a comment here? Possibly regarding a certain..... turtle?

[BlueBandit24]

I heard this one last night:

Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.

[Kilroy]

My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!!

Someone got a comment here? Possibly regarding a certain..... turtle?

"Mad Game"....

"Hey baby, you've got a rockin' carapace. You a Florida Red-Belly or a Texas River Cooter? I would love to head back to your place and get a peek at your Cloaca."

[Metroid]

My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!!

Someone got a comment here? Possibly regarding a certain..... turtle?

"Mad Game"....

"Hey baby, you've got a rockin' carapace. You a Florida Red-Belly or a Texas River Cooter? I would love to head back to your place and get a peek at your Cloaca."

BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Texas River Cooter!

[Lofunzo]

I have had great luck with this in the past:

You know what would look good on your ears?? Your ankles.

Works like a charm.