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Postby CC » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:29 am

Ripped from Tucker Max:

"Pursuant to Megan's Law, I am required to tell you I am a registered sex offender. Hi, I'm CC."
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Postby Metroid » Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:30 am

"Hi my names Bob. Have you ever dated a Bob?" ;-D
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Postby moonhead » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:02 pm

this one works every time:

You know what?...You remind me so much of my mom.

good for a knee to the groin any time. ;-D

but my all time personal favorite goes like this:
::walking up to a pretty lady standing at the bar or somewhere::
"hi there gorgeous, you look like you need a place to sit down. Let me clean a place off for you".
::Proceed to lick your fingers and wipe around the outside of your mouth::

O:-)
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:12 pm

moonhead wrote:this one works every time:

You know what?...You remind me so much of my mom.

good for a knee to the groin any time. ;-D

but my all time personal favorite goes like this:
::walking up to a pretty lady standing at the bar or somewhere::
"hi there gorgeous, you look like you need a place to sit down. Let me clean a place off for you".
::Proceed to lick your fingers and wipe around the outside of your mouth::

O:-)


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Postby Tiki » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:41 pm

My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!! ;-D
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Fri Dec 22, 2006 2:43 pm

Tiki wrote:My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!! ;-D


Someone got a comment here? Possibly regarding a certain..... turtle?
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Postby BlueBandit24 » Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:53 pm

I heard this one last night:

Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you.
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Postby Kilroy » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:45 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Tiki wrote:My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!! ;-D


Someone got a comment here? Possibly regarding a certain..... turtle?


"Mad Game"....

"Hey baby, you've got a rockin' carapace. You a Florida Red-Belly or a Texas River Cooter? I would love to head back to your place and get a peek at your Cloaca."

:-D
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Postby Metroid » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:04 pm

Kilroy1872 wrote:
Omaha Red Sox wrote:
Tiki wrote:My friend went up to this chick who was a 7/10 and said

"You're not a 10/10, but 7/10 is still pretty good"
He was juiced and he got the ole' kick ot the shin! We all had a good laughed!


I don't really use pick-ups lines, when I;ve tried it didn't really work. I just introduce myself and than spit some mad game!! ;-D


Someone got a comment here? Possibly regarding a certain..... turtle?


"Mad Game"....

"Hey baby, you've got a rockin' carapace. You a Florida Red-Belly or a Texas River Cooter? I would love to head back to your place and get a peek at your Cloaca."

:-D


BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Texas River Cooter! :-b ;-D
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Postby Lofunzo » Thu Dec 28, 2006 1:34 am

I have had great luck with this in the past:

You know what would look good on your ears?? Your ankles.

Works like a charm. ;-D
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