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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:41 pm

Lofunzo wrote:I have had great luck with this in the past:

You know what would look good on your ears?? Your ankles.

Works like a charm. ;-D


I heard it more like this:

"Those shoes would make really nice earrings."

Then there's this:

"That's a nice shirt. It would look great on the floor at the end of my bed."
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Postby stomperrob » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:31 am

Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D
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Postby Kilroy » Sat Dec 30, 2006 2:43 am

stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


Which I'm sure is effective right up until they find out you're a Michigan fan. Then the whole "loser" label gets slapped on and they say...

GO BUCKS!!!

:-D
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Postby Dr. Duran Duran » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:22 am

stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


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Somehow, I get the feeling Gene could probably do just that. 8-o :-P
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Postby stomperrob » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:23 am

Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


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Somehow, I get the feeling Gene could probably do just that. 8-o :-P


Yeh, that tongue of his has always amazed me!
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Postby stomperrob » Sat Dec 30, 2006 3:26 am

Kilroy1872 wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


Which I'm sure is effective right up until they find out you're a Michigan fan. Then the whole "loser" label gets slapped on and they say...

GO BUCKS!!!

:-D


I dunno, there's something about those Buckeyes that's a little too wild for the women-folk - I've seen how Tressel like to party:
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Postby Lofunzo » Sat Dec 30, 2006 11:09 am

stomperrob wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


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Somehow, I get the feeling Gene could probably do just that. 8-o :-P


Yeh, that tongue of his has always amazed me!


I'm sure that Shannon Tweed is happy. :-)
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Postby Sixxgunn » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:07 pm

stomperrob wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


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Somehow, I get the feeling Gene could probably do just that. 8-o :-P


Yeh, that tongue of his has always amazed me!


I think I will refrain from responding to this oh-so-Richard Simmons-like comment!
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Postby Kilroy » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:17 pm

Sixxgunn wrote:
stomperrob wrote:
Dr. Duran Duran wrote:
stomperrob wrote:Sometimes I find it's best to say nothing at all, just nonchalantly brush back my eyebrows with my tongue! ;-) :-D


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Somehow, I get the feeling Gene could probably do just that. 8-o :-P


Yeh, that tongue of his has always amazed me!


I think I will refrain from responding to this oh-so-Richard Simmons-like comment!


Yeah, I suppose that could be construed as being a little....

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Postby KoRnholio » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:10 pm

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