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Postby houstonherdfan » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:51 pm

I heard this somewhere:

do you know why divorce is so expensive.........
















because it is worth it.
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Postby stomperrob » Fri Dec 29, 2006 7:55 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:I heard this somewhere:

do you know why divorce is so expensive.........
















because it is worth it.


It's true (and I have my divorce lawyer's bill sitting on top of my post-Christmas bills, so I know of what I speak! $4,700 and worth every penny!!!) ;-D
And that's not to mention how much I lost to and because of the old bag! :-t
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Postby Sixxgunn » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:45 pm

Jimboozie wrote:Ain't that the truth!

Women: can't live with em, can't chop them up into little pieces and place them in the freezer.


Well you could....I mean OJ got away with it didn't he?
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Postby KoRnholio » Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:24 pm

So as I read these to my wife I am literally being pelted by objects laying on my coffee table.

I'm glad I put away those encyclopedias :-b
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Postby knapplc » Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:35 pm

KoRnholio wrote:So as I read these to my wife I am literally being pelted by objects laying on my coffee table.

I'm glad I put away those encyclopedias :-b


You don't technically have to be honest about everything. ;-) :-b
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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:40 pm

knapplc wrote:
KoRnholio wrote:So as I read these to my wife I am literally being pelted by objects laying on my coffee table.

I'm glad I put away those encyclopedias :-b


You don't technically have to be honest about everything. ;-) :-b


Yeah, I think that's your fault as much as hers there KoRn. !+) :-b
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Postby lmcjaho » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:27 pm

I always say, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a b***h who doesn't do what she's told }:-)
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Postby Tiki » Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:28 pm

V<P ;-D
Keep it lit.
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Postby Bravos of Steel » Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:57 pm

lmcjaho wrote:I always say, the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig is a b***h who doesn't do what she's told }:-)


:-b Crack that whip
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