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Postby Omaha Red Sox » Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:47 am

steelerfan513 wrote:My family has always been dog people. I have nothing against cats, but my dad does, probably because he's allergic.


I'm going to have to try that sometime. :-b
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Postby moonhead » Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:43 am

where is the shoot them option?
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Tue Jan 02, 2007 3:58 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:The only reason I don't have a cat is because of my autistic stepson. Josh would think its a new stuffed animal. He would squeese it, it would scratch him, wife would kill it.


get him a declawed Ragdoll...i have one, i can hold the thing upside down and it doesnt care
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:11 pm

were those suppose to be funny witicisims?
i had a stray cat once, he died when i was in boot camp.

the best stray cats ever!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby josebach » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:16 pm

Dan Lambskin wrote:
houstonherdfan wrote:The only reason I don't have a cat is because of my autistic stepson. Josh would think its a new stuffed animal. He would squeese it, it would scratch him, wife would kill it.


get him a declawed Ragdoll...i have one, i can hold the thing upside down and it doesnt care


We have a Ragdoll too and she's also great around kids. She's absolutely the coolest/funniest cat I've ever been around. We chose not to declaw her, though, and she's proceeded to shred two corners of a $1,000 chair. :-/ I'm really torn about the whole declawing debate.

This is exactly what she looks like.
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Postby Dan Lambskin » Wed Jan 03, 2007 1:57 pm

josebach wrote:
Dan Lambskin wrote:
houstonherdfan wrote:The only reason I don't have a cat is because of my autistic stepson. Josh would think its a new stuffed animal. He would squeese it, it would scratch him, wife would kill it.


get him a declawed Ragdoll...i have one, i can hold the thing upside down and it doesnt care


We have a Ragdoll too and she's also great around kids. She's absolutely the coolest/funniest cat I've ever been around. We chose not to declaw her, though, and she's proceeded to shred two corners of a $1,000 chair. :-/ I'm really torn about the whole declawing debate.

This is exactly what she looks like.
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yeah...i didnt want to declaw mine either, but my Maine Coone decided our brand new kitchen table would make a better scratching post than the one provided...and he ruined countless pairs of shoes...so, out with his claws and the other was guilt by association

i felt bad, and they were like 6 years old so i'm sure it was even worse for them, but they're fine now
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Postby maddog60 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 3:53 pm

See where I grew up #1 would've been:

"Stray cats make good stew, so get the shovel."

Of course, this is funnier.
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