The strangest thing happened to me this morning.

[Joe the Baptist]

As usual, I woke up, dressec and took the dog out for our morning jog. As we got to the end of the driveway, I noticed there was something laying on top of my newspaper. It was a dead cat! What made this really strange was that the dead cat had the newspaper in its paws, like it was clutching it right before its demise. This has me perplexed beyond belief right now. Why would this cat be holding my newspaper?

[Jimboozie]

Was it a black cat? That would be bad luck, eh.

I did something crazy this morning...got into a fist fight with my best friend. I whooped him but felt bad about it immediately afterwards. Oh the powers of alcohol!

[Joe the Baptist]

Was it a black cat? That would be bad luck, eh.

Yes, the cat was black. Am I doomed or is the bad luck short term? Should I get rid of the newspaper?

[Jimboozie]

Was it a black cat? That would be bad luck, eh.

Yes, the cat was black. Am I doomed or is the bad luck short term? Should I get rid of the newspaper?

Just don't buy any lottery tickets or ask your wife for a 3some anytime soon.

[Guru13]

wow, that is really strange, musta' been one feisty newspaper!

[Redskins Win]

Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse.

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.

[Guru13]

Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse.

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.

to make sure it's not deceased, he just said it was dead, didn't he?

[dream_017]

The strange thing I did this morning was read this thread......then post in it

[Redskins Win]

Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse.

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.

to make sure it's not deceased, he just said it was dead, didn't he?

diseased as in rabies.

and I meant was it cold outside, below freezing.

[Guru13]

Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse.

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.

to make sure it's not deceased, he just said it was dead, didn't he?

diseased as in rabies.

and I meant was it cold outside, below freezing.

oooooo, wow I feel like an idiot.