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Postby Joe the Baptist » Wed Jan 03, 2007 6:53 am

As usual, I woke up, dressec and took the dog out for our morning jog. As we got to the end of the driveway, I noticed there was something laying on top of my newspaper. It was a dead cat! What made this really strange was that the dead cat had the newspaper in its paws, like it was clutching it right before its demise. This has me perplexed beyond belief right now. Why would this cat be holding my newspaper?
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Postby Jimboozie » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:10 am

Was it a black cat? That would be bad luck, eh.

I did something crazy this morning...got into a fist fight with my best friend. I whooped him but felt bad about it immediately afterwards. Oh the powers of alcohol! !+)
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Postby Joe the Baptist » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:32 am

Jimboozie wrote:Was it a black cat? That would be bad luck, eh.


Yes, the cat was black. Am I doomed or is the bad luck short term? Should I get rid of the newspaper?
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Postby Jimboozie » Wed Jan 03, 2007 7:39 am

Joe the Baptist wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:Was it a black cat? That would be bad luck, eh.


Yes, the cat was black. Am I doomed or is the bad luck short term? Should I get rid of the newspaper?


Just don't buy any lottery tickets or ask your wife for a 3some anytime soon. :-b
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Postby Guru13 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:40 am

wow, that is really strange, musta' been one feisty newspaper!
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:47 am

Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse. ;-D

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.
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Postby Guru13 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:50 am

Redskins Win wrote:Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse. ;-D

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.
to make sure it's not deceased, he just said it was dead, didn't he?
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Postby dream_017 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:53 am

The strange thing I did this morning was read this thread......then post in it :-B
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Postby Redskins Win » Wed Jan 03, 2007 10:56 am

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Redskins Win wrote:Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse. ;-D

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.
to make sure it's not deceased, he just said it was dead, didn't he?


diseased as in rabies.

and I meant was it cold outside, below freezing.
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Postby Guru13 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 11:05 am

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FantasyFutballGuru13 wrote:
Redskins Win wrote:Was it cold? Had you seen the cat before, i.e. do you know who the owner is.
If not, wrap the kitty in the newspaper and make a funeral pyre to stafe off the black cat curse. ;-D

actually you should take it to or call animal control to make sure it's not diseased.
to make sure it's not deceased, he just said it was dead, didn't he?


diseased as in rabies.

and I meant was it cold outside, below freezing.
oooooo, wow I feel like an idiot. :-B
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