Okay - 10+ years with a license, never a single moving violation, and tonight some ******** ****** **** ****** ***** cop gives me a ticket for $$430.00
for not paying my license last month - less than 30 days past due (and I never got a note from the DMV telling me it WAS due to begin with but that's a whole 'nother story)
and this monkey-loving incest-bred poo-face slaps me with a $430 ticket and then has the sheer gall to suggest I should feel privileged
because he didn't have my car towed as well...
Seriously, I wanted to run the smarmy bassturd over on his way back to his stinkin' cruiser.
BS like this makes me want to puke. This jerk takes the time to run my plates for no outward reason (other than the license I was not doing anything even remotely illegal so there was no reason to run the plates), pull me over to verify it is actually ME (with the expired license) driving and not my wife or someone else, and meanwhile I got people zooming up and down my street at all hours of the night doing 50mph+ (in a 20mph zone) and riding illegal motorcycles and skidoos etc and basically being a big pain in the azz and these anus-hats don't do jack about it.
The only thing that pissed me off more than him giving me the ticket and then insinuating I should be grateful for it was the fact that ****er also lied to me about the amount of it... He handed me the ticket folded up and when I said something along the lines of "Over ten years with no violations and you can't even have the decency to let me off with a warning here? What is this ticket, like $300?" he just replied "Yes". When I got home (two blocks from where he pulled me over) I opened the ticket in the house and it was $300 fine PLUS
$120 put-it-in-my-bum Fees + $10 contribution (for what I don't know).
On top of that I had to call in to say I was not coming to work tonight - cab fare would be around $50 either direction and I'm not taking the chance that this pr**k or one of his brother-uncles is sitting out there waiting for me in order to hit me with a second ticket and tow the car
BTW - before anybody asks how I could NOT know my license was expired, here in Quebec they issue you a card with your pic on it for like 5 years but you have to pay the fee every two years and if you don't get a note from the DMV it's pretty easy to not realize that this is the year you pay and not the off-year...