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Postby Jimboozie » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:10 am

I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b

First thing I would do, hire a couple accountants and financial advisors.

Check that, hiring those peeps would be my second move. First priority would be the week of my life at Vegas! :-D
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Postby steelerfan513 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:11 am

Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


If I pay for half, can I ban all the Ravens fans? :-b

Isn't it illegal to play the lottery at under 18? Either way, I don't know what I would do with that type of money.
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Postby Metroid » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:02 pm

Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


Thats awesome! :-b
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Postby bobbing_headz » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:03 pm

Buy more lottery tickets?

If I won the lottery I'd obviously be addicted to gambling.
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Postby Cowboys 4 life » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:47 pm

Tithe: 2500 a month
Pay off my house (already rent to father): 185,000
Buy another house (to live in): 500,000
Rental House: 300,000
New car: 40,000
Agressive investments: 200,000
Low risk investments: 200,000
Kids car/school: 200,000
Odds and ends items needed for home: 50,000 (40' HD TV, surround sound, etc)
Family needs: 200,000
My first pair of Jordan's: $200

Savings: The rest
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Postby daullaz » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:48 pm

Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


I'd make some wise investments, thereby giving me more money than I could ever spend in my life. Then I would buy the Cowboys and move them to Maine.
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Postby bobbing_headz » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:53 pm

daullaz wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


I'd make some wise investments, thereby giving me more money than I could ever spend in my life. Then I would buy the Cowboys and move them to Maine.


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Postby mrblitz » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:46 pm

I would probably buy a nice house, for a million. A couple nice cars, and let the rest sit in the bank collecting interest.
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Postby Jimboozie » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:49 pm

daullaz wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


I'd make some wise investments, thereby giving me more money than I could ever spend in my life. Then I would buy the Cowboys and move them to Maine.


For $250 Million? You MIGHT be able to buy the Dallas Stars for that much. Not that Jerry Jones would ever sell the Cowboys, but you would need a lot more than a quarter billion to purchase them.

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Postby Metroid » Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:59 pm

Jimboozie wrote:
daullaz wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


I'd make some wise investments, thereby giving me more money than I could ever spend in my life. Then I would buy the Cowboys and move them to Maine.


For $250 Million? You MIGHT be able to buy the Dallas Stars for that much. Not that Jerry Jones would ever sell the Cowboys, but you would need a lot more than a quarter billion to purchase them.

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Yeah A LOT more. 8-o
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