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Postby Metroid » Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:26 pm

Omaha Red Sox wrote:
confused_jake wrote:
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confused_jake wrote:This is probably a really stupid question, but what is tithing?


10% of your gross earnings given to the Church. ;-D



ooo ouch, thats a lot. no wonder i hadn't heard of it, im not a religious person.


Neither am I. ;-)

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Postby lmcjaho » Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:35 pm

beanoX3 wrote:Taxes usually take up to 60%-70% out of lottery winnings. :-P


Only in countries where the taxpayers were silly enough to let the government do so... Here in Canada lottery winnings are tax-free (and they are paid in Lump Sum normally at the full advertised amount) and you will only pay tax in the future on capital gains from the investment of the funds... ;-D
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Postby eagles21 » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:15 pm

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Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


Thats awesome! :-b


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Postby Metroid » Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:20 pm

eagles21 wrote:
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Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


Thats awesome! :-b


:,-(


Dont be sad Jim isnt gonna win the lottery any time soon. :-b
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Postby stomperrob » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:13 am

As previously mentioned we don't pay taxes on winnings in Canada - I'd give some to charity and then engage in some serious conspicuous consumption to drive the ex-wife crazy! ;-D
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Postby Popcynical » Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:47 pm

What would I do with 2.5 million dollars? Two chicks at the same time.
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Postby houstonherdfan » Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:29 pm

I'd buy a new arse cause mine has a hole and a crack in it.
You could think of government workers like teenagers. You pay them an allowance, but do you get any work out them? They eat the food, put their feet on the furniture and complain loudly whenever they are unhappy.
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Postby danleroi22 » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:27 pm

Metroid wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:I'd buy the Fantasy Football Cafe. Then I'd ban all the Eagles fans. :-b


Thats awesome! :-b


Hey.... hey... now... don't go there.

I want to stick around... :-/
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:58 pm

houstonherdfan wrote:I'd buy a new arse cause mine has a hole and a crack in it.

Whoa dood, mine too. wierd 8-o

How much does one of those cost. :-B
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Postby stomperrob » Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:39 pm

joelamosobadiah wrote:
houstonherdfan wrote:I'd buy a new arse cause mine has a hole and a crack in it.

Whoa dood, mine too. wierd 8-o

How much does one of those cost. :-B


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