Now...that guy was just an idiot.
I have a laptop that I lay down on the couch with while I watch TV, and I know enough to put a pillow underneath the thing at all times
- whether I have it on my legs or my stomach, with clothes on or not.
Sometimes I have the pillow and computer over "that region," but I always have clothes on for that. I'm not dumb enough to put the thing directly on my willy.
That takes a very refined type of stupidity.