Baseball vs. Football.

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Carlin says : Another rule - every time the pitcher hits the batter with the ball, the batter is out. You hit 27 guys in a row, you've got yourself a perfect game my friend. You get two accurate pitchers in there, you could be out of that ballpark in 15 minutes ...

Man, that would make it perfect. "He's gonna dance in there ... it's a good bet he won't let Martinez hit him again".