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Postby Jimboozie » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:00 am

Lofunzo wrote:That is awesome. :-D


Yes. :-b

I'm cracking up imagining the initial exchange between that kid and his parents.

KID: Hey guys, check out my new sweet tattoo! I'm supporting my team!! (Shows parents tattoo of penis)

PARENTS: (Blushing) Um...ehhh...yeah...since when have you been a fan of THAT team?

KID: Since as long as I can remember, we're number 1!!!

PARENTS (talking to each other): Stupid MTV and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are responisble for turning our innocent son into a homosexual.

KID: WHAT! What are you guys talking about! I'm not gay!!!

PARENTS: Well if you aren't gay then why the hell do you have a big penis tattooed on your back??!

KID: PENIS??? 8-o


:-b :-b :-b
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Postby deerayfan072 » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:05 am

Jimboozie wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:That is awesome. :-D


Yes. :-b

I'm cracking up imagining the initial exchange between that kid and his parents.

KID: Hey guys, check out my new sweet tattoo! I'm supporting my team!! (Shows parents tattoo of penis)

PARENTS: (Blushing) Um...ehhh...yeah...since when have you been a fan of THAT team?

KID: Since as long as I can remember, we're number 1!!!

PARENTS (talking to each other): Stupid MTV and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are responisble for turning our innocent son into a homosexual.

KID: WHAT! What are you guys talking about! I'm not gay!!!

PARENTS: Well if you aren't gay then why the hell do you have a big penis tattooed on your back??!

KID: PENIS??? 8-o


:-b :-b :-b


did you have that exchange with you parents jim? O:-) :-b
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Postby Jimboozie » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:39 am

deerayfan072 wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:That is awesome. :-D


Yes. :-b

I'm cracking up imagining the initial exchange between that kid and his parents.

KID: Hey guys, check out my new sweet tattoo! I'm supporting my team!! (Shows parents tattoo of penis)

PARENTS: (Blushing) Um...ehhh...yeah...since when have you been a fan of THAT team?

KID: Since as long as I can remember, we're number 1!!!

PARENTS (talking to each other): Stupid MTV and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are responisble for turning our innocent son into a homosexual.

KID: WHAT! What are you guys talking about! I'm not gay!!!

PARENTS: Well if you aren't gay then why the hell do you have a big penis tattooed on your back??!

KID: PENIS??? 8-o


:-b :-b :-b


did you have that exchange with you parents jim? O:-) :-b


Nah, not at all. I have two gay fathers. ;-7
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Postby deerayfan072 » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:43 am

Jimboozie wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:That is awesome. :-D


Yes. :-b

I'm cracking up imagining the initial exchange between that kid and his parents.

KID: Hey guys, check out my new sweet tattoo! I'm supporting my team!! (Shows parents tattoo of penis)

PARENTS: (Blushing) Um...ehhh...yeah...since when have you been a fan of THAT team?

KID: Since as long as I can remember, we're number 1!!!

PARENTS (talking to each other): Stupid MTV and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are responisble for turning our innocent son into a homosexual.

KID: WHAT! What are you guys talking about! I'm not gay!!!

PARENTS: Well if you aren't gay then why the hell do you have a big penis tattooed on your back??!

KID: PENIS??? 8-o


:-b :-b :-b


did you have that exchange with you parents jim? O:-) :-b


Nah, not at all. I have two gay fathers. ;-7


:-b :-b :-b
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Postby Redskins Win » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:10 pm

Jimboozie wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:That is awesome. :-D


Yes. :-b

I'm cracking up imagining the initial exchange between that kid and his parents.

KID: Hey guys, check out my new sweet tattoo! I'm supporting my team!! (Shows parents tattoo of penis)

PARENTS: (Blushing) Um...ehhh...yeah...since when have you been a fan of THAT team?

KID: Since as long as I can remember, we're number 1!!!

PARENTS (talking to each other): Stupid MTV and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are responisble for turning our innocent son into a homosexual.

KID: WHAT! What are you guys talking about! I'm not gay!!!

PARENTS: Well if you aren't gay then why the hell do you have a big penis tattooed on your back??!

KID: PENIS??? 8-o


:-b :-b :-b


did you have that exchange with you parents jim? O:-) :-b


Nah, not at all. I have two gay fathers. ;-7


funny funny funny ;-D

i was thinking that that tatoo guy should say that's what he asked for in the first place 8-o the kid is obvioiusly lying to his parents :-o
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Postby deerayfan072 » Mon Jan 29, 2007 3:16 pm

Redskins Win wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
deerayfan072 wrote:
Jimboozie wrote:
Lofunzo wrote:That is awesome. :-D


Yes. :-b

I'm cracking up imagining the initial exchange between that kid and his parents.

KID: Hey guys, check out my new sweet tattoo! I'm supporting my team!! (Shows parents tattoo of penis)

PARENTS: (Blushing) Um...ehhh...yeah...since when have you been a fan of THAT team?

KID: Since as long as I can remember, we're number 1!!!

PARENTS (talking to each other): Stupid MTV and Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. They are responisble for turning our innocent son into a homosexual.

KID: WHAT! What are you guys talking about! I'm not gay!!!

PARENTS: Well if you aren't gay then why the hell do you have a big penis tattooed on your back??!

KID: PENIS??? 8-o


:-b :-b :-b


did you have that exchange with you parents jim? O:-) :-b


Nah, not at all. I have two gay fathers. ;-7


funny funny funny ;-D

i was thinking that that tatoo guy should say that's what he asked for in the first place 8-o the kid is obvioiusly lying to his parents :-o


Thats exactly what he should have said. Then it is his weird v. the kids and he wouldn't get in trouble
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Postby FBBVirgin » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:39 pm

I think the boy is lying about not seeing it until his parents saw it to make his case draw more sympathy.

CMON, anyone who has ever gotten a tattoo wants to see it immediately after getting it. If the parlor didn't have a mirror (highly unlikely), I am sure he would find a way to see it before his parents did.
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Postby joelamosobadiah » Mon Jan 29, 2007 6:42 pm

FBBVirgin wrote:I think the boy is lying about not seeing it until his parents saw it to make his case draw more sympathy.

CMON, anyone who has ever gotten a tattoo wants to see it immediately after getting it. If the parlor didn't have a mirror (highly unlikely), I am sure he would find a way to see it before his parents did.

I thought the same thing, but I have never gotten a tattoo, so I wouldn't know. But if somebody was putting any sort of permanent marking on my body, I would sure as heck want to see it immediately!!

Maybe the guy wanted the penis on his back so he had to just make it appear to his parents as though he didn't. :-?
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